If you’re coming on a lovely holiday to Cornwall and need some helpful friendly advice on how to get your vehicle to move over 40mph please message me so I can help you GET A FUCKING MOVE ON LUV ☺️🥰😍
Every day I come home from work to find bruises or cuts that I can’t even remember happening? I stand there thinking when on earth today did I whack my elbow that hard today?🤔😂🤷🏻♀️
I dunno how everybody on the farm don’t get pissed off at how loud I have my music on in the parlour 😂 lol blasting S Club 7 at 4 in the morning the cows love it 🤗🤣