Molany

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

It’s romantic until wasimame mbele yako wakutoke🤣

[Eric @amerix]

In 2014, James pocketed a whole KSH 600 billion.

He then took KSH 100 billion to build the Expressway through his sister's companies & Ching'hu proxies.

The balance is what he is throwing around to keep the masses distracted, as they throw a cacophony of insults at themselves.

[Eric @amerix]

Lastly,

A CONDOM protects you from STIs,

Not just untimed pregnancies.

A lot of boys out here are walking with rotting penises that are just about to fall off because of gonorrhoea, syphilis, and chlamydia.

Wear a condom.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paying to park at a hotel I’m already paying to stay at is absurd.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Federal government has reduced import levy on new vehicles 🚗 into Nigeria 🇳🇬 from 20% to 10% and that of used vehicles from 15% to 5% in order to ease cost of vehicle importation. The reduction takes effect today.

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

I don’t care anything Ruto does in the next 3 years,Even if he brings the dollar to kes20. He is still going home I don’t care man. To have 18 year olds protesting against you?You are pathetic as hell.Ruto must go!!

[gids @gidikariuki]

Geopolitics uko nje, mpira pia

Stick to clubbing advice

[Wan Stan 🔰 @Stan_Subru]

Other Africans will think Kenya has launched the biggest project because of these fools. The T-Mall overpass is longer than this and we never even had a launch. 😂😂😂

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

I’m dying his adventure lasted 5 hours 😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Hakimi when he tried to get past stadium security and they found 11 Dutch towels hidden in his bag

[A Black Doltjie @B____D___]

God sitting there shaking his head

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Ulikuwa uwafikishe hizo Quarters or

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

When Muhoozi said that he will capture Kenya and Eric Omondi cooked him 😂😂

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Africa - 10 slots - 9 advanced

Asia 9 slots - 2 advanced

Europe. 16 slots - 13 advanced

North America- 6 slots- 3 advanced

South America 6 slots- 5 advanced

Oceania- 1 slot - 0 advanced

Yet one guy was saying Africa’s slot should be reduced . That’s how you shut up people . Africa great job

[thätniggä♰ @thatnigga_frfr]

her baby doesn’t bend, so he said this😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

From all of Africa: Thank you Canada

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

BREAKING: The son of Uganda’s president - and military chief - Muhoozi Kainerugaba has closed Nation Media Group outlets NTV, Spark TV and Daily Monitor and barricaded their offices, the company says

[Infinìtø 🇸🇳🇵🇹 @RMAFC8MUFC]

Différence de but dans cette CDM:

- Le Sénégal 🇸🇳 +2
- La Tunisie 🇹🇳 -10

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Andrew Kibe ubamba mafala Na losers Kwa society.