will buck

I could sure go for a burrito about now.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

I want to live in a world where they don't sell socks in art museum gift shops

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Inordinately proud of myself for fixing the garbage disposal.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Isn't it weird that we evolved to use the same orifice for eating and breathing and there's this special mechanism in the neck to guide stuff down the right tube so you don't get water in your lungs and drown. Wouldn't a separate blowhole & piehole make more sense?

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

When somebody leaves their car running with nobody in it, that means it's available for other people to use, right? #sharingeconomy

[Town of Nederland,CO @townofned]

If they do, don't honk. That'll just make them angry.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Had my mind blown by the obvious fact that there is only one ocean. We just make up names for different parts of it.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Do you think there's any way to know, had I turned the porch light on last night, whether I would have gotten any trick-or-treaters?

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Did you guys hear they don't have finders keepers any more?

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

@RobertLong4man Oh no, you're using the wrong tape, man #mantape

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

I rediscovered a love for corn nuts in 2020. There's that.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

A personal message to everyone.. HappyNewYear! 💎

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

cheese grows on trees baby, it's a fruit

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

3/14 reminder

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

I just don't get people's obsession with the decimal representation of pi.It's irrational.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

@cohenss Rejected Space force uniforms

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

These fingerless gloves would be great if I didn't have fingers.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Underground music showcase!

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

@bgtennisnation Mean Strycova?

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

@nbeerpoet 4% shy nerd 12% awkward but sensitive hs theater 84% devastatingly handsome

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Exposed brick and math. I'm the target audience!

[Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 @mattdpearce]

Andrew Yang rally — Portsmouth, N.H.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

Journalists, never pass up an opportunity to remind your readers that Roger Stone has a tattoo of Nixon on on his back.

[will buck @molass_lightnin]

@jamestanton I can't tell if they think fractions will confuse us or if the only way to market betterness is with biggerness? Either way it's very annoying!