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mac n cheese pizza

[coach @moldy__]

There are only a few more hours left to donate! Help us in our fight to find a cure for pediatric cancer! https://t.co/ch0M8XJ2iK

[coach @moldy__]

Donate below to help us in our fight to find a cure for pediatric cancer! https://t.co/KaJRTnLKX7

[if i speak… @fewtchmygoat]

Y’all out here calling Water Pancakes “Sting Rays”?

Please educate yourselves.

[double_ipa_dbag @fredthemaen]

Winter in State College, 2018

Chapstick and phone chargers have become currency. You step outside for the first time in days at 4:57pm. You return 3min later, realizing warmth is futile. It's 5pm now, nighttime. You return to bed. Tomorrow you'll try again.

This is ur life now

[coach @moldy__]

@Acs76248067 @thenialIpics you succeeded

[coach @moldy__]

@Acs76248067 @famouscrab @XboxSupport i hate myself for laughing

[famous crab 2020 @famouscrab]

@XboxSupport i accidtnly shot a man in GTA are you able to see if he is ok? he was wearing a red shirt and i shot him with a rocket launcher

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

I can't believe my generation's Cuban Missile Crisis is playing out on the same website where some people pretend to be their own dogs. https://t.co/cIg7MbvEZT

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

It's 6:30pm in the most densely populated neighborhood in San Juan and it's pitch dark. For the 104th day in a row.

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

Thank you @realDonaldTrump for preventing US commercial airlines from crashing in 2017. Your active participation monitoring the flight patterns and safety regulations was greatly appreciated. In 2018 could you please turn your efforts toward preventing wildfires and hurricanes? https://t.co/yYq49PzZpX

[coach @moldy__]

it was a good year everyone! https://t.co/eNcJYa6aGi

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

. @realDonaldTrump new year new you?

[David Ivey @David_Ivey_]

I walk out to the pond that froze over last night to see a duck frantically trying to get out. Here’s the rescue vid 😂😂

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Unemployed man looking for work during the Great Depression (1937)

[seed oil drinker @temiaboutit]

A girl brought a dead squirrel to school. https://t.co/85Ng3QvfEE

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Twitter is kinder than usual this week because it’s hard to be a hater when you’re sleeping at your parents house under their weird blankets.

[Naomi Smalls @naomismallsduh]

It’s Christmas you twat https://t.co/aa9u4SiiyR

[coach @moldy__]

when the ap lang teacher and the chem teacher got up and moved to shanghai and were most excited for the “dumplings on the street” https://t.co/hfcu6JHD9g

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

What was “the incident” in your high school?

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“can you print this so we can frame it” - my mom with a screenshot of a flash photo of a different phone screen’s screenshot