no name train

dad jokes and other stuff of no importance

[no name train @molecularlevel]

@KLobstar

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

[Dominik Sobe ツ @sobedominik]

For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this cat work harder.

[no name train @molecularlevel]

Drinking wine and cooking is freaking awesome. Could just be the wine.

[no name train @molecularlevel]

@chelseabwrites I've been trying to write a book for years. At least you were able to have a signing event! Even if only 2 people came. That's awesome.

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

me: eat your vegetables

baby: no

me: eat AN AIRPLANE

baby: fucken delicious

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

[no name train @molecularlevel]

@violetvolume I remember the days before 724

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

This security guard was working at a cemetery and this happened 😳 https://t.co/vjHVVx5IXI

[Ricki Weisberg - Nonprofit Publicist @RickiWeisberg]

I am terrible sandwich Mom 🤦🏻‍♀️Not my kid going viral for roasting me 💀🥪

[TF2 Emporium @TF2Emporium]

New Halloween Scout Misc, Nobody Nose! Vote now on Steam Workshop: https://t.co/SdnywMZBvu #TF2

[haley 🍁 @ha1eyg]

kohls cash is a stronger currency than the US dollar

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

girls love four head kisses. they talk about it all the time. “all i want right now is four head kisses”. fellas if your girl is upset just kiss her anywhere on the head four times. (make sure it’s exactly four they are very specific about that)

[no name train @molecularlevel]

@violetvolume Thank you!!!

[no name train @molecularlevel]

@KLobstar dude

[no name train @molecularlevel]

@SteveSuckington Sirius?