Alex

❤️ Tech and Gadgets. Collector of cables, love to fly ✈️ #NCFC

[Alex @molimo3]

@BarackObama @BarackObama Big fan from the UK 🇬🇧 What’s the secret to getting a follow back from President Obama? Or would I need to have been one of those 10 a day?

[Apple Design @TheAppleDesign]

POV: You’re charging your new Ferrari Luce

[Alex @molimo3]

@VideosIrish Ooooh a please tell me there is a part two of the mouthy tosser being wrestled to the ground by security!

[Alex @molimo3]

Got a little excited before I read the small print clarifying that "images may show optional extras." I was looking forward to hosting a bbq and jousting night @dunsterhouseltd ⚔️🐎

[Alex @molimo3]

@Joanna__Hardy Welcome to the sleep easy club 😂 One for the bedroom and one for cool evenings watching the Canadian #F1 for me.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices.

And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works.

Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse.

This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster.

The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit.

Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

[Alex @molimo3]

@LincsPilot @EE STAC sent to 75075 in that case should have done the job. Getting Starlink is exciting though 🤩

[Alex @molimo3]

@Dominos_UK

[Alex @molimo3]

@kellsley What I’ve come here to find out too

[United Airlines @united]

The entire row is alllllll yours.

Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out...

You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows.

https://t.co/bzHodhQ5Y8

[Alex @molimo3]

@Nigel_Farage @grok That’s a shame. You used to be free?

[Alex @molimo3]

@Nigel_Farage @grok what’s this all about?

[Alex @molimo3]

@NorfolkPolice 😮

[Alex @molimo3]

@BBCCambs I thought Norwich was bad. But having visited Cambridge last Sunday, I’m shocked. And for a cyclist city, Cherry Hinton Road is a accident waiting to happen!

[Alex @molimo3]

@bmrjames

[Alex @molimo3]

@NorwichMatt @Urcrazytoo1000 @nicolelampert @AllisonPearson 👏🏻

[Alex @molimo3]

@SammieDI80 @Ryanair Classic EDP bait headline.

[Alex @molimo3]

@NorwichMatt @Urcrazytoo1000 @nicolelampert @AllisonPearson No I wasn’t. An email was sent out to inform.

[Alex @molimo3]

@Urcrazytoo1000 @NorwichMatt @nicolelampert @AllisonPearson You are right, no mention of parents. But to be clear it wasn’t the children on the pitch where the complaint stems from, it was the spectators. And even then that might not be parents either.