Melissa Owen

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

@corimapes he just. He knows what's up.

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

@corimapes we may as well be world's apart

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

Science is making a mistake consistently

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

WTF Facts : funny, interesting & weird facts http://t.co/lDE0f3CCfU via @sharethis

Hangry is a thing.

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

Please don't when you're all up on your boyfriend. Don't talk to me. Or wave to me. Or look at me. Let's ignore our friendship sometimes.

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

Wow. that tweet was so deep I thought it was a pizza. Isn't social media wonderful?

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

Remember when it was 'It's midnight?!' instead of 'Huh, only midnight.'
#summerschedule

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

Thank God for facebook #stalkingoldcrushes #mantheygotfat #yikes

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

I will never be productive again. If you haven't heard about Silk, you're welcome. #silk http://t.co/MQUCqt6964

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

[May 8, 2013] Happy Fibonacci day: 0 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 3 - [ 5 - 8 - 13 ] - 21 - 34 - 55 - 89 - 144 … Next one is Aug 13, 2021

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

YouTube may start charging? I guess cats are sick of working for free.

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

I think I've seen every theatre sterotype proven correct in the last 20min. #theatrekids

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope The Pope in striped pajamas, Inglorious Pope, Bill & Pope's Excellent Adventure, Pope Island

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

@KaitlynJohn94 Love that movie!

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

@corimapes Good luck!

[Melissa Owen @molisaowen]

Then you just start putting in numbers and letters to make it look nice #mathsets