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i will not be held accountable for this

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

i wish i could snort a line of stable mental health

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

@_flojouno also thought i imagined it— didn’t get to watch the whole thing 😭

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

i wanna make a mobile game like tamagotchi but you make a tiny avatar of your ex and torture it

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

i haven’t got paid yet from my new job, just had to pass up on parking lot tamales and i’m devastated. absolutely gutting.

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

was trying to flirt w my new work crush today but panicked and ended up just doing a (bad) impression of this guy

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

idk about you but i have a firm belief that two beers in is the PERFECT time to have literally any conversation

[grace ✗෴✗ @warmhheart]

He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

idk about you but i have a firm belief that two beers in is the PERFECT time to have literally any conversation

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

i call him my fairy godmother bc he be bibbity bobbity blowing my back out

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

hottest woman you know is probably a weird little person

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

a bartender is texting me back on a busy saturday night. if he wanted to he would.
and he does and he is 😈

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

how much for a half gram of chill

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

i love foreskin and circumcision should honestly be a crime

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

she down bad, almost let a solid 3 hurt my feelings

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

lobotomize me, capn!

[skanks @skanks17]

Hi Sharks,

I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

@AeddanD thank you for the psa

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

manic pixie dream girl? how bout manic goblin nightmare lady

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

@laynieee__ what a banger

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

my bruthas in christ, plz play wolfman tonight in slc 🙏🏻@TheFrontBottoms

[MALL • E @molleigh72]

@Claretty_Rae how to say you’re an incel w/o saying you’re an incel