damegertrude

Getting in my own way since the first Wilson Government.

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@DavidPGCSE Got to put something in that top cupboard and throw it away when you move.

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@BetsyDavisTX @nobodyknows2322 I suppose being made to do PE in your vest and pants is a very different thing in the US.

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@nobodyknows2322 All ages and both sexes may wear pants or indeed trousers.

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@BradfemlyWalsh I assume by 'woman' he means person he wants to do sex to and I don't expect he gets to speak to many of them.

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@katrosenfield I hope you like him. I immediately thought of The Warden and the destructive power of social justice fervour but 19th century Church of England squabbles might be a tough place to start.

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@PigeonFeatherz 18 year old me (no looker) would have loved the invisibility cloak of middle age but very much not up to us what will turn it off. It is horrible but I think it would be sanctioned by other blokes if aimed at children.

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@teaforpterosaur You don't know, she might be on the bins.

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@AtticumFloreat Urban fox in a bin.
Seagull with a battered haddock.
A murder dog.
Hartley the Hare.

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@jan_murray Just imagine it in a grumpy House voice and you have just suggested Lupus.
I suppose a bit like Midsomer Murders (25 series), it is the formula and the utter preposterousness that people love.

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@sappholives83 I gave up 15 years ago but they still turn up in places they weren't before from time to time.

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@helenlewis May be a genuine phenomenon and none of the women who tell him he is great still have their own face.

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@KeithNHumphreys Just print out this tweet and paste it into a card. She'll be amazed as they say in the ads for horrible jewellery.

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@TashP351 Costa (unequivocal, Starbucks both weak and horrible)
Coke at a push but only full sugar and if diluted with Bacardi.

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@CrankyFed Now that's a super power but you must only use it for good. No surreptitious wedgies.

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@forwardnotback I don't think the product was as good, supply was inconsistent and they kept changing ranges so you couldn't commit to collecting anything outside of a few designs. They failed to attract new customers but also alienated the old ones. I don't think this is on the Government.

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@msloobylou All a trick, they will either be much pinker or much browner when you do a full room and you just have to live with it. I would probably give bottom middle a swerve though.

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@rorysutherland Every few years a hoard of post will be discovered (often in the flat of a bad or ill postie) and I think they are obliged to deliver even if it is a 6 year old credit card offer.

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@quasiantipodean @BasedMikeLee There are non-Trinitarians on that list (which is, of course, wrong, and it should be further restricted to Chalcedonians.

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@LissaKEvans And no matter how many times you check, one day you will be innocently checking between the sofa cushions for some lost soft object there it will be.