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[zuk @zukipok]

took my brother to target

[adam @brokeangeI]

the voices in my head 8 days into quarantine be sounding like this https://t.co/Y5d886RJeX

[Amanda Hara @AmandaHara]

Hey Twitter: Good luck finding anything better. @wvlt https://t.co/qeabQA4l9w

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[Katie Maraghy @KatieMaraghy]

Having insurance deductibles explained to me for the 96th time https://t.co/UWZbe079iW

[Lisa. @WhoTheHellsLisa]

My mom watching me pour myself a glass of wine at a family party at age 23

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Just out of curiosity as holiday parties are in season how many pounds of cheese based appetizers and or cheese and crackers is equal to dinner

[solomon @SolomonPuryear]

What city has the best wate-

Me:

[Kennedy Polk @kaypolk17]

I can’t make this shit up

[stone vanderpump @booboolafool]

me: doesn’t understand a concept

professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF

[Action News 5 @WMCActionNews5]

"Baja Blast...Baja Blaaassst!"

Folks in Alabama held a candlelight vigil for a Taco Bell that burned down last week.>>https://t.co/kxErB80ogo