Mollyolly

thriving/slowly dying

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

I would never get matching tattoos with bf unless he asked me to in which case I definitely would.

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

the most annoying person you know just fell to their knees

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

My four year old just asked me if I’m ever going to buy myself some big girl panties that cover my whole butt cheeks.

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

biggest criticism of Tim Walz is he’s making me realize how bad my dad is

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once

[best of paul mescal @paulmescalfiles]

the irish holy trinity.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[Utah Daily Snow @WasatchSnow]

Intense soaking in Utah County currently

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

oh, we’re just gonna “play it by ear?” [starts sweating] we aren’t making a reservation? [gnawing at fingernails] oh, we don’t even have a restaurant picked out? or a general time? we’re just gonna “see what the vibe is” day of? [begins bashing head into wall] no, im chill :)

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

Kind of feels like I spent 15 years wishing all the dudes would start wearing skinny jeans and those dudes all finally started wearing them at just about the time that I started wanting them to wear loose jeans. Keep up boys.

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

@RosstasticS Zyn life is zen life

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

Something switches and I turn into my most outgoing silly funny self when I’m getting a Pap smear and breast exam. I bet that doctor was laughing at my jokes the whole way home. Wish I could bring my pappy energy with me other places.

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

Me one hour into an apocalypse: “Shoot I forgot my vaseline.”

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

@clhubes 💔 yes.

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

See my man filling up my water bottle *He LoVe’S mE* … Discovering he has used lukewarm water *WaR cRiMiNaL*.

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

I keep thinking how it actually takes quite a bit of photoshop skills to manipulate a photo to that degree- skills that would also come with an eye for the mistakes they made as well. Which has me questioning the actual goal of whoever did that hack job. Maybe a smoke signal?

[joel golby @joelgolby]

did a little photoshop job on fiverr over the weekend and just got an e-mail saying i'm "going to be beheaded"?? any lawyers on here

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

If this is all because of a woman called the Marchioness of Cholmondeley I’m gonna fucking lose it

[Mollyolly @mollybelle]

If you’re still with whoever you were with in 2011 you’re so lucky that Lana’s Video Games reminds you of your current relationship.