Molly Berlin-Burns

things I should probably (definitely) be less ok with the world knowing.

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

Deciding if we should do delivery or pick up:
- Do we want to pay $5 to take a nap?

Yup.

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

@OKniceRaps Hahaha that’s incredible.

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@lllogansays @CharlieHamedany 🙄

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@OKniceRaps are you wine drunk yet? #BBfamilychristmas

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@OKniceRaps I miss fat Cris

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@OFalafel @emilyctomek @CharlieHamedany

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@OKniceRaps "Partner"

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@OKniceRaps Daily

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@OKniceRaps @jonwayne A dark Russet or soft copper sweet potato is my go to.

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@OKniceRaps Looks a bit like you have no teeth

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Said piping hot coffee grounds split all over the stove, counter, freshly moped floor.

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

Spent the whole morning cleaning.
30 seconds after decided to go crazy and throw away the filter/coffee grounds from the coffee I just made.

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

Tonight I contemplated if it was too late to start a movie at 8pm...on a Friday. #23goingon80

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

When it takes them 12 hrs to replace a lightbulb in ur car & now the radio only plays heavy metal loudly & there's no way to turn it off.

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

My entire day/night/existence consists of me sitting on my couch and yelling/running at the pigeons that land on my balcony.

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Ugh, I'd give anything for a corndog rn

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ONE cartwheel. A cartwheel that instantly strained approx 15 muscles and is making walk like a Disney witch today. I'm dying by 40 for sure.

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

Everyday something happens that convinces me a little more that I have the body of an 80 yr old woman. Yesterday it was a cartwheel.

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

*Friend seeing my closet for the first time*
"Im surprised u have so many clothes, I only see you wear the same few things"

Ya, well...

[Molly Berlin-Burns @mollyberlin]

@CharlieHamedany Theon*