Mols

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

My phone

[T a y 🖤 @tieyoo]

Me if I was Alice

[lemáine🩸 @studiolemaine]

‘Absolutely no worries if not!’ i have fucking tears in my eyes and i’m dry heaving

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Heartbroken to hear that multiple firefighters who saved lives at Grenfell have been diagnosed with cancer.

I will never forget the disgusting way they were scapegoated for government failings.

Our demands for the safety of residents & workers — for justice — continue to grow.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

dooba dooba dooba

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

there’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from “holiday gifts for him.” he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

God creating December:

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.

[Tolly @tolly_t]

This can’t be the same brain I used to write a dissertation.

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Waking up in October like

[Scully @isthatscully]

what if I don’t Truss Liz?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

A photo of me going into work with a tummy ache