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just waiting for RL Stine to be the final Wheel answer

[teddy ౨ৎ @pcherspride]

losing the grammar war against 'casted' is really killing a part of my soul

[darling @fergsbeinder]

hide your wives cause Rebecca Ferguson is out there

[Lap Cat @mollymatriarchy]

I’d love to know who made the suit! @dieworkwear any ideas?

[🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀 @LibertarianG0th]

This makes me feel old, and blows my mind at the same time.

(Credit: CaliKate209 on Instagram)

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Napalm Death have made history as the first grindcore band to play NPR's Tiny Desk.

https://t.co/wUnE3ltznv

[Joe Gallois @JoeGallois]

There’s only one man capable of filling the fedora and terrorizing the kids of Elm Street.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
And love seems far too rare -
CUDDLE A DUCK
[ It works ...]

[JM News Network @JMNewsNetwork_]

🇵🇸🇪🇸 A Palestinian supporter invites the famous Spanish star Javier Bardem, known for his supportive stance on Palestine, to his home:

“When Palestine is liberated, you are invited to my home.”

Javier responds: “Every voice I have, I will give to Palestine, thank you.”

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

young johnny knoxville lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight

[clem @batemanbales]

this 30 second clip is why Hollywood needs to make more movies led by middle aged actresses and give them press tours

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

via @shirtsthtgohard

[Lap Cat @mollymatriarchy]

Can’t believe my girl Monica didn’t get the lesbian arch she deserved. We better at least get a flashback episode.

[Lap Cat @mollymatriarchy]

@legendaarykay I have a similar pair! Try search mukluk tabbi or mukluk knee high!

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

If you’re like me, this photo just makes you feel happy and has given you great joy over the years. Now, Jerry needs your help : https://t.co/w8IcBJ6qUb

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

RT FOR GOOD LUCK 🍀

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

[Lap Cat @mollymatriarchy]

@LauraRbnsn

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

[Lap Cat @mollymatriarchy]

@consequence Another man?!