molly phillips

Witty, but too lazy to write original tweets most days. Expect retweets. Liberal Christian.

[molly phillips @mollymp]

SHOHEI OHTANI.

Un.Freaking.Believable.

[sean illing @seanilling]

I get how easy it is to see this and think it’s good but a technology that offers new and increasingly seductive ways of not thinking, not managing your own attention, not engaging with any reality you can’t control, not reckoning with human finitude, is extremely bad

[molly phillips @mollymp]

@AshleyMcBryde Proud to share an alma mater with you! Congratulations.

[molly phillips @mollymp]

@AStateFanRules Agree

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Zelensky is a wartime leader watching his people suffer and die under Russian attacks every day. To be lectured and lied to by Trump and Vance, as they defend the war criminal dictator committing these atrocities, is unimaginable agony. An everlasting shame for America.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” -Theodore Roosevelt

[molly phillips @mollymp]

Aside from his asinine response, can you imagine if a woman had her child on her shoulders at work?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: You said an example of fraud that you have cited was $50 million of condoms was sent to Gaza but after a fact-check apparently it was Gaza in Mozambique meant to protect them against HIV. 

Musk: First of all, some of the things I say will be incorrect and should be corrected.

[Tiffany ⚢ Woman4Women @Woman4W]

I wish there was a safe, vetted way to pair up elderly women in need of in-home assistance with younger women in need of housing. Uni students doing housekeeping/groceries/providing company would do wonders for loneliness, housing, and financial strain.

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

One last gift from Jimmy Carter, all flags will be at half-staff on Inauguration Day

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Never forget: Kevin McCarthy said, “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.” That member is Matt Gaetz.

[molly phillips @mollymp]

@bsw5020 It’s been an honor following you, Brian. Wish you all the best.

[molly phillips @mollymp]

Nothing more ironic than having to appoint two men to lead the effort for efficiency

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

We will not go gently, @elonmusk. 🇺🇸

[molly phillips @mollymp]

@FrostyFeast @KubeJ9 But 200,000?! That’s a LOT of racists. And most people (sadly) don’t even know the difference between state/federal interests

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Steve Kornacki entering the MSNBC studio today

[molly phillips @mollymp]

So sad that my 15 and 17 year old teenagers has never witnessed politics like this in their lifetimes (don’t @ me - yes, she was born then, I do know math - but since she wasn’t walking at this point, I’m certain she can’t remember)

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today.

It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall.

The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality.

He immediately shuts it down.

"No ma'am. He's a decent family man."

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

[molly phillips @mollymp]

@CoachBHodgson Wow, how exciting! Go kill it, coach!
Wolves up

[molly phillips @mollymp]

This is so true. There is no woman alive who would carry a pregnancy that far that they don’t want.

[Adam Kuhr @AdamKuhr]

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.