local “bass” player 🐀

Chronically irritated dyke-adjacent transbian, worthless fucking idiot 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 she/her

[local “bass” player 🐀 @mollyt614]

POV: we’re stealing all your gender

[Tommy🌌 @Kit_fist_flow]

Me everytime I check my phone to see the election map

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Lobotomizing him

[reynolds woodpussy @CANNIBALMlLF]

real venomheads know that the lower the score the better the movie

[simon 🦕🛸 @dinogummysaur]

I'm gonna cry he's just a baby he doesn't know voter fraud is illegal

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Annoying coworker sent me a 9/11 meme yesterday and I reported him to HR and pretended I was really offended

[enma @3nmaniac]

Transgender jason voorhees be like: she/she/she/her/her/her

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

Gotta respect a man who will not change his hair for any role ever

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

rip aragorn you would’ve loved sending arwen romantic tweets about horses

[jude🦇 is reply-blocked @matrcnofravens]

jaheira the high harper of baldur’s gate outside of the blushing mermaid: *lighting a cigarette* “when i was dealing with the first bhaal spawn crisis you werent even born isnt that weird”

me, so drunk i cant stand straight: “can yuo put that out on me”

[L9FRIENDLYSTYLE @L9FRIENDLYSTYLE]

BREAKING: DrDisrespect is making the switch to android this Fall.

[Anger @AngerGotZaZa]

“bro they’re one shot cmon clutch up”

my teammates:

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

someone on here called her “Yassified Jigsaw” and I’m dying

[Michael Eaves @michaeleaves]

This is how deregulation costs jobs

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Imagine telling someone in the early 2000s that in two decades the Jackass dudes are kinda going to be seen as models of positive masculinity in mainstream comedy

[local “bass” player 🐀 @mollyt614]

I’m excited to see the cognitive dissonance from the maga freaks who are also swifties

[𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 ✿ @RestieEste]

me after 6 hours in the baldur’s gate 3 character creation screen

[local “bass” player 🐀 @mollyt614]

That’s just Charlie Kirk

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

First look at the #Smile2 and #CallOfDuty collab

[local “bass” player 🐀 @mollyt614]

@shrewswag Partner is the genderneutral term for boyfriend/girlfriend. My significant other is non-binary so that’s why I use partner for them.
I think it’s getting picked up by a lot of people as like “the woke way” to say relationships, which I think is frustrating imo

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

Pretty bleak to see Dems go so hard right on immigration and virtually silent on climate change tbh