Molly

[Molly @mollywood319]

@SRaderrr GIRL SAME. Which lead to so many bad choices.

[Molly @mollywood319]

Lately my favorite thing to do is drive to work with my heat on 80° then proceed to complain about being cold the rest of the day. The nursing home has ruined me. I’m an old lady through and through.

[Molly @mollywood319]

Has anyone ever yelled at you to grow up as you’re trying to put Bobby pins in your hair? If so, what was Chaaaaaaads problem? Tonight he was mad he had to hold my beer.

[Molly @mollywood319]

Kind of messed up Amazon prime can make it in one day shipping to Rapunzel‘s castle but not Dunlap, Iowa. But what do I know?

[Sara Rader @SRaderrr]

Really wish I was one of those people who lose weight when they are stressed.. instead here I sit, elbows deep in a bag of Cheetos

[Molly @mollywood319]

It was a smell that brought be back to a better time. @ExtraGum PLEASE BRING BACK #WildberryFrost

My googling lead me to believe I’m not the only one that feels this way. Please see below.

*Suggestion: rts would help me prove my point, friends 🙃*

[Molly @mollywood319]

Luke “moll, if we can get a babysitter tonight wanna come with us to a party?
Me: “No, Luke you’ve literally left me at every party you’ve ever brought me to”

*if everyone could keep there phones on tonight. Probably going to go somewhere with the Elders and get left behind*

[Molly @mollywood319]

On today’s episode of Molly’s AirPods don’t work…
They’re connected, say they’re playing no sound. 😭 #TheyHateMe

[Molly @mollywood319]

@MeganMelby I can take one for the team 😂

[Molly @mollywood319]

@MarquardtShelby @tadcock11

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i love visiting any person in their 20s and asking where their recycling is and they just point to some fucked up little corner of their apartment where you have to gently place ur can on top of a growing tower of recyclables like an aluminum game of jenga

[Molly @mollywood319]

12:45am incoming call from Chad

Thoughts* no chad, I will not go to the bar*

Chad “Molly can I have a ride home?”
#thisis30 #plesantsurprise

[Molly @mollywood319]

I can’t remember. Does feel like 26° mean jog in gloves? Spring where ya at?

[Molly @mollywood319]

Just had a near meltdown because my 12+ year old fan wasn’t turning on. How could a girl sleep without it? No worries, just wasn’t all the way plugged in. Sleep tight, Twitter world 😴 🌙

[Molly @mollywood319]

What’s it like to work at a nursing home? You go out of your way to make their days better then... *resident looking around for ‘that girl”.
Me “it’s me!”
Her “no! The girl I’m looking for is beautiful”
🙃
Then she offered me a hug.
Life is fun.

[Molly @mollywood319]

Happy Shortest day! @tadcock11 @SRaderrr

[Molly @mollywood319]

I didn’t think much of the Red Cross being my most consistent received text but that “hello” text at 12:45 am, is that like a “you up” text? Now I’m concerned.

[Molly @mollywood319]

@SRaderrr @budlight Crossroads liquor store. @ Dunlap,IA

See you soon? 🤗

[Molly @mollywood319]

@MarquardtShelby @tadcock11 @NatalieLapke do we know anyone?
•gotta paint my bathroom
•gotta mow the lawn
•sorry I was sleeping lol

[Molly @mollywood319]

@heidigans87 Gah I feel exactly the same! Haven’t even been able to make it through full episodes- need a break bad!

[Molly @mollywood319]

@SRaderrr I usually do inside but don’t really know the rules- even after 7+ showers of this practice 😂

[Molly @mollywood319]

The trend is to bring a book instead of a card to baby showers these days. But has anyone else noticed baby books are impossible to write on-smart, to save from baby- but what’s the trick to signing these suckers?