molls to the wall

Most Outstanding Female Student BMS Class of 2007 // Rejected Bachelor Applicant Class of 2016

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work from home, Italy, Warren won’t endorse Bernie, travel ban, wash your hands, March Madness played with no fans

Vince Carter, Joe Biden, NBA is suspended, Barb and Peter don’t agree, HANNAH ANN TOOK OFF HER RING

WE DIDNT START THE FIRE

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top 3 #jerryremy moments:
1. when my parents gave him their cell phone outside fenway and he called the house phone to leave me & meg a voicemail
2. when he was dancing on a table pre-game and fell off
3. this:

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

A legendary moment in Boston sports history.

Rest In Peace, Jerry Remy.

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h’oh no
h’oh no
h’oh no no no no no

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@HugMeredith Meanwhile, she’s ignoring black women she was once friends with attempting to reach out to her

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give 👏🏼 us 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 laundry 👏🏼 list 👏🏼

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4/4!!!!!!! also a cantina baby is on the way (not mine lol)

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single ladies of Columbia: want a boyfriend? go out with your single friends and drink margaritas at cantina 76. main st or devine. it does not matter. there is magic in that tequila

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oh I forgot to update this. the second couple got married two weeks ago and now I’m engaged. 3/4 ONE MORE FOLKS

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i’m back for a friendly psa to not send me screenshots of calendar notifications for my wedding that was supposed to be tomorrow bc apparently some people think it’s cute to do, k thanks bye

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Dear world: this is not my Jesus.

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THANK. GOD.

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Garrett and I have been really great at choosing vendors together and compromising, but he has absolutely zero choice with this photographer. she has my final rose

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@xxsavtasticc LOL

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just realized that the jokes about my first name being a drug are only going to get worse now that my last name is becoming a whiskey

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@xxsavtasticc Jameson, baby lol

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AF1s under a wedding dress:

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he later followed with, “of all the dinosaurs and creatures to walk the planet, trump is by far the scariest.”

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“you know that rhyme that says girls go to college to get knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get stupider? well, the boys figured out how to walk on gas. so who’s the smarter one now?” - my 9 yr old client

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@xxsavtasticc I appreciate you!

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regular me: *checks email once every 3 weeks*

wedding planning me: “I emailed this venue 56 seconds ago and no reply, does it even EXIST?!”

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@MarissaRucks

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Portland, OR 2015: "I'm not ready to marry you," said a guy who wasn't.

Portland, OR 2020: "will you marry me?" asked the man who was.

God works in the wildest of details. don't lose hope in broken places. it's where His glory will shine the brightest.