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“Only God Himself full appreciates the influence of a Christian mother in the molding if character in her children”

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Mom lesson 21: shots are heavenly but free shots are Godly @Patron

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Momlesson16: #pantsuits4life @HillaryClinton

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Mom lesson 732: Morgan Freeman will make you question your womanhood and the racist pact you made with your mom in the 40s #wisdom

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mom lesson 56: Because I'm white #JesusLovesMeCuz

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mom lesson 143: Never be a quitter. First the Pope. Now Zayn. Quiiters never win. #ZaynYouLetMeDown

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mom less 468: two acceptable uses of L.O.B. 1: Lots Of Babies 2: Legion of Boom #Seahawks #LOB #shermanator

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mom lesson 345: when in doubt say "I know." Moms are ALWAYS right. #winning

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mom lesson 145: when driving drunk always drink some coffee. And NEVER get caught. #drunk

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mom lesson 87: women belong in the kitchen. If you live in the 20's or you are @MarthaStewart #bitchgotmadskillz

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mom lesson 36: The Golden Girls are the original Girls @lenadunham #girls

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mom lesson 4: Tom Selleck is a gentle and giving lover. Also great with your taxes. #mustacheride #richard

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mom lesson 151: Bacardi 151 is the fun and economical way to get wasted. #whiteboywasted

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mom lesson 63: be friend gay men. they are sassy black women with good credit. #gays #sassykassy

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mom lesson 676: @TheEllenShow is the original hot blonde lesbian #justinbieber

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mom lesson 53: always respect the Godfather and the Dogfather @SnoopDogg #bitchesaintshit #peepop

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mom lesson 775: if you are going to shoot unarmed person. get you story straight. #lawandorder #BestShowEver

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'National Urban League President Marc Morial on #Ferguson: “I believe that justice was not done RT @FoxNews'

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mom lesson 5: drunk driving isn't as easy as it looks. ALWAYS have a lid. people are going thirsty all over the world...don't be wasteful.

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mom lesson 375: wine is an acceptable chaser to any shots. except gin. NEVER take shots of gin. #ginandjuice #drunk

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mom lesson 1: he treats you just like an old shoes and slides in whenever he wants. #ovariesbeforebrovaries #respect