Lauren Perillo

Hot mess mom. Loud mouthed Liberal. Advocate for Social Justice. Spotify enthusiast. Tattoo lover and nerd. Wife to this guy.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@ParkerMolloy Be careful or he’ll block you on Twitter. Because presidents do that.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

You’re such a brilliant woman, I commend you for being so outspoken and using your celebrity for good. Thank you! https://t.co/DrDL5UtpkX

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Our president gave Russians Israeli intelligence. The Russians are infiltrating every part of our government and our state department, yet this administration does nothing. He refuses to impose sanctions on Russia after ordered by congress. Who is he working for? Not us.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@tedleo @jodify Brooklyn is going to be so lovely as always.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@chancetherapper Chance the Dementor

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@chancetherapper Good luck and god speed!

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

As a Christian, this disgusts me. https://t.co/U0eiREjZGP

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

It’s nice to see that anything can be excused in the name of religion. Assaulting women is ok if you go to church? We need the women in Alabama to get out and vote to protect each other. https://t.co/3b1fSDWlnE

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@ChelseaAnnie13 She can point out arteries and veins now tf!

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@ChelseaAnnie13 Omg I know!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Louis CK’s apology leaves a lot to be desired. For example, I “desire” a time machine so I can go back and tell him not to masturbate in front of those women.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

MIL chronicles: “I don’t use GPS because I’m set in my ways of going somewhere”...
#ThatWayIsOverAnHourLonger #WAZEHelpMe

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

Mother in law chronicles: screaming at #1010WINS about the difference between Carmine St and Park Slope. #halp

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@ShaneOSD1 @SupermanHopkins @MittRomney @SenateGOP This is a clusterf**k.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

But why does every Mother In Law have that horrendous #bowlhaircut?

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

Confessions of a daughter in law stuck in the car of her MIL: #SheListensTo1010Win

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

Maybe I’ll just jump out the window while the car is moving #KillMePlease

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

Hell is: driving 2.5 hours with your arguing husband and mother in law.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@MittRomney Surprise, she’s a Texas Christian.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@SenSanders Bernie, you’re my man.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Fox News employees want to quit due to embarrassment over Russia coverage. That and their sexual harassment budget is all gone.

[Lauren Perillo @mommapeligro]

@ShaunKing Extreme vetting?! Does he even know what that means? Appalling.