☆mo☆

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sometimes i wonder if i mean anything at all, then i remember nothing does

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

im not one to rise to the occasion.
in fact, the occasion needs to stop climbing higher and get down this instant

[hunter @3gpmh]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just didn’t know what to do with it

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

i dont have "daddy issues". my dad has issues that may have affected me greatly, ☝ but thats on him

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

simply have too much ass to throw ass respectfully 😔

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

accidentally waved at my own reflection, i don't think we're on speaking terms anymore

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

another year of feeling misrepresented by my spotify wrapped 🥀

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

no one gets more upset about a time change than an old dog at dinnertime

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

you either give good head or have emotional stability. they don't let you do both

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

i think i just need to be punched in the face. i think i just need to make someone angry enough to punch me right in the face.

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

okay well, i asked the rotting deer that's sunk deep into the creek behind my house and he said u a bitch

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

"just to clarify.." 5 times in a row and still nothing is clarified

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

clearly not enough people know about the terrible secret of space

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

tell me why i'm just now learning that a puma, a mountain lion, and a cougar are all the SAME FUCKING CAT

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

it's time to lock. the fuck. in. (i am very much locked out, please call a locksmith)

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

imagine hating on me, like why try? you'll never hate me more than i hate myself.
i already won the war before you even decided to enlist bro

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

"gimme a sec, i'm thinking" and theres not a single coherent thought in my brain

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

tis not the size of the wand that matters, harry, but the spell you cast...

[☆mo☆ @momo_ments]

ceaseless watcher, give me a god damn break