Morgan Baxter

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[MBMBaM @MBMBaM]

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[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

@nowhereme

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

🎹🤦🏼‍♀️🎶

[Mia @4meeb4]

Its Megamind. You’re in a comma and I have been trying to get this message to you for years.. From what the doctors discovered in your dreams you believe that I am some sort of fictional hero in an animated movie but I am actually your husband. Please baby, wake up.

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

dang good inspirational trot to start the day as a true buckaroo

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Look back at Will Forte’s 2010 #SNL-sketch-turned-movie ‘MacGruber’ — our nation’s beta-male hero https://t.co/T6D6K3buD4

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

Upgraded my life yesterday and bought some AirPods... I love them...

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

@Pbustamante Yea I’m interested to see where it goes for sure

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

As usual, I have no idea how to feel about new American Horror Story

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

Too bad you can't just apply for the house/apartment you want to rent and just get it... lol

[Mr. Roger @RogerC137]

Could we, without relentlessly criticizing, let people have their pumpkin spice, and avacado toast, and their fandoms, and their D&D, and their too-early-Halloween-decorations, and whatever little harmless things in which they’ve manage to find a tiny shriveled flower of joy?

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

THE ARGUEMENT IS FINALLY SETTLED glad we can all agree with these scientific facts

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

I guess one of my interviews is today!!! Cool cool cool cool cool....

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

@droobaxter Fuuuuuuuuuun

[colin meloy @colinmeloy]

Oh, bye Aretha. Thank you.

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

Letting out a yell in your car for no reason is very stress relieving.

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

I think I’m maxed out on exciting/nerve racking current personal life events. My brain is broken.

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

Oh, hey depression, haven't seen you in the last 12 hours... This isn't really a great time, maybe we can have a raincheck and revisit this at the end of the month? Thanks...

[Morgan Baxter @momoagz]

“What’ll it be? Tits or destiny?”