Sarah, RN

ED RN at a busy urban hospital. Sarcastic/compassionate. Happily divorced from one of my best friends. Crazy in love w/my boyfriend. Momming it up on the daily.

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I said to that tres leches cake as I ran away from my low carb diet

*5min later* 💩💩💩

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

I've now listened to a certain audiobook 3 times. Guess which one?

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

So into my audiobook, I couldn't stop listening last night. I'll sleep when I'm dead.

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

I just spent 20 hours listening to an audiobook. And it was awesome.

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

Finished my audiobook in one session! I'm a closer, baby.

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

Clearly I'm technologically-gifted. Look at this fancy badge.

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

I earned a badge for nibbling in my audiobook library. I know, I know...

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

If finishing at least 5 books in a week were so amazing, they'd give out a badge for it.

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

Call an interventionist - this hoarder now has 50 audiobooks in their library.

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[Sarah, RN @momofted]

@dominos this is a lil ridiculous. Pizza tastes great, but the sizes are so uneven. It's a hot mess. Apparently my local dominos doesn't get that 😬

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

Kristin is 100% right with the seal skin coat!! https://t.co/XbSYv2OKXU  @CastBox_FM #podcast #audiobooks

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

I subscribed on castbox today! https://t.co/tce12LXhEu  @CastBox_FM #podcast #audiobooks

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

Georgia's portion starts at about 52:15 and then restarts at 58:55. STEVEN!!! https://t.co/fxPKafTjvT  @CastBox_FM #podcast #audiobooks

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

@BrawlStars #WinBrawlSkin please give me the BIBI skin I REALLY WANT IT

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

please consider the language you're using. I understand your point, however, it would be much better received without the use of the "r" word. https://t.co/OJOaXCAQpB  @CastBox_FM #podcast #audiobooks

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolSups

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

aldi is like the only grocery store where customers are nice. so I let a lady have my cart for free since I got mine for free, and she said she'll pass it on and because it's aldi I believe her.

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

Shout-out to Van at @meundies for the awesome customer service! #MeUndiesFam https://t.co/42RPUAAd7V

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

@thompsonmarine It says love!!!

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

I'm happy and so filled with love today!! Also I spooned with my dog for a nap so that was nice. It's freezing here, so both her and I will take all the warmth we can get!

[Sarah, RN @momofted]

Ok so I had pie for dessert but that is beside the point