momonymous

Mom 💖 wife 💋 daughter 🙌🏻 sea monster 💦 rusty coke can 🐿 hot dog ❄️ hand-drawn coffee cup 🧵 poorly-edited resume 🦷 gogurt 🎐

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Do they offer medically-induced comas for emotional reasons? Asking for a friend.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Lord, grant me the serenity
To accept I cannot change toxic people,
The courage to never change myself,
And the wisdom to always know
Its their issue and not mine.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Just made mac and cheese with half and half instead of milk and I’m never going back.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

@SahmAccidental Yes we havent been anywhere! Hoping its the same for us.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Has anyone’s kid had covid? Our 2yo is running a fever and she’s being tested tomorrow. She doesnt have any other symptoms. Not sure if that means she wont develop any more.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

The “Im not going to wear a mask, you can’t make me” guys and the “I don’t want to wear a condom, it doesn’t feel right” guys are the same guys.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

I like how people claim big pharma being bad is somehow supporting evidence for vaccines being dangerous. Like yeah big pharma is corrupt but their advil still works fine.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

@NonMaternalMum Girl, my 4 month old (88th percentile) and my 2 year old (4th percentile) wear the same size diapers. They are both perfect and happy.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Never is my child more affectionate than when she’s in a sopping wet bathing suit and I’m not

[momonymous @momonymous1]

@Gohans_Mom Unless there are medical or sensory issues then no need for concern. They don’t need the same amount of calories every single day. when they only do a few bites they’re often taking in more than we think they are. Just always offer at least one thing you know they like w the meal

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Defund the police! Like why do we need the same people issuing tickets for speeding & answering calls for assault in progress? Sure, I want hardo mc-chokehold there when someone is breaking into my house but I super dont need him when my 7 year old throws pencils in school.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Hi can the gun-wielding white dudes show up to defend our constitutional rights now or was that just some sort of confederate cosplay?

[momonymous @momonymous1]

FYI fellow white people, “not being silent” doesnt mean attacking a 70 year old grandma in a sewing group for asking about a pattern for her gkid because she “cares more about sewing than black lives.” That does nothing for black lives. Take that shit to your racist uncle.

[WeslySupreme @weslyinfinity]

What @kcpolice did today was UNFORGIVABLE and UNFORGETTABLE

[momonymous @momonymous1]

How does a stay at home mom participate in the revolution?

[momonymous @momonymous1]

@BuriedInBabies Im so glad to have finally understood so I can teach my kids that the option are racism or anti-racism, rather than the non existant and passive “not racist”

[momonymous @momonymous1]

Oh my god I get it now. Amy Cooper is a democrat (voted for Obama). She has been passively “not racist” her whole life. But there is no such thing as not racist bc That inbred white supremecy is in there automatically. It came out in central park

[momonymous @momonymous1]

You don’t have to say something on social media about the #GeorgeFloydMurder or the #GeorgeFloydprotest.

But if the only thing you post about it is your outrage that a horse was hurt THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.

[momonymous @momonymous1]

@TheMamaLifeBlog Yeah and they fucking asassinated him.