Lisa O’Hara 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[͏Sovena @sovenaslime]

i just realized that the age you turn on your birthday is the age you just completed, not the age you're starting.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Councils should have staff who just go around and sort out minor problems they see. Bag of rubbish - collect it. Street sign a bit wonky - straighten it. Overgrown weeds - pull them. All those small jobs. They're the things that make a place better to live if they're resolved.

[SJ @sydphetamine]

ngl it’s the phones

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

My dog immediately after I swipe my credit card at the vet:

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

Millennials grew up in the best era to be a kid, but the worst era to be an adult.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I don't know how many versions of the same password I've got left in me.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

“Are you enjoying our website?”

Brother, I have rejected cookies, closed three popups, declined your newsletter, accepted your privacy policy and somehow given you my location. I have not even seen the fucking website yet.

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[Tammy Brown the BAP @scarytammyb]

I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into little towns, buy an old house, grow tomatoes, bake bread, and mind their own damn business..

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

One thing about me, I’m muting a group chat almost immediately.

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 @maiiunreveled]

A luxury nobody talks about enough, and that's having quiet neighbors who absolutely don't disturb you.

[Natasha Porter OBE @NPorter_]

Interesting observation: the one thing that makes my primary aged children not want to go to school or a kids’ club is other kids in the class being disruptive and behaving badly, and teachers not being able to stop it. Allowing disruption of learning is not inclusive.

[Dr Ju @juliaisobela]

I sometimes get a wave of sadness when I remember that Paperchase isn’t a thing anymore and there’s nowhere comparable that I can go and explore fun stationery

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

How to cook the correct amount of pasta:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

I find it difficult to process how moronic, corrupt, dystopian and shit the 2020s are.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”

You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

People who want a slow life are rebels against this modern culture. They don't want this constant stimulation. Grind 24/7 to make it. Or following "morning routine" that turns your mental health to shit. What they really want is stillness. A calm nervous system. A life free of anxiety about "what to do next". They want calm mornings. A quiet coffee. Meaningful work. And alone time to think about the things that matter. You're built for depth. Not noise and performance. And trying to force a peaceful soul to live in a hyper-stimulated world is one of the fastest ways to lose yourself.

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

al parecer, el único lugar que queda sin anuncios es un libro