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[mona @monazuberi]

@HamburgAirport There is no staff at the check-in desk for @British_Airways at Hamburg Airport Terminal 2. The queue for people to drop bags is massive now. What is going on??? I’ve been here for over 40 mins with no staff present

[mona @monazuberi]

@British_Airways There is no staff at your check-in desk at Hamburg Airport Terminal 2. The queue for people to drop bags is massive now. What is going on?? I’ve been here for over 40 mins with no staff present….?

[Your Accountant @TJiMTS]

Fathers don’t usually die during childbirth

[David Forrest @VillanoXIV]

Legalise gear and charge VAT on it before the Oasis reunion and we’ll be experiencing Saudi Arabian levels of economic opulence by next Christmas.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Adidas is wasting no time with a full rebrand

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

For years, BDS campaigners have been demonised for opposing the occupation of Palestine.

Today, they have been vindicated by an ICJ judgment, which called on states to stop aiding Israel’s unlawful presence in Palestinian territories.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

When your work laptop is absolutely fine throughout a global Microsoft outage

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

Someone, somewhere, is the person who pressed go on that software update. And right now they know exactly what they did and what it has done. And as someone who knows that sinking feeling when you realise you’ve screwed up at work, I cannot imagine the state of them right now.

[h @harry_jrh]

neeeeed whatever antidepressants she’s on

[madison @madison_tayt]

cocaine vs ketamine

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[Anne Caprara @anacaprana]

I’m going to say something that needs to be said. The epidemic of people, in public places like coffee shops and airplanes, taking a phone call on speaker or watching a video without headphones is out of control. We need to shame this behavior better.

[Jake @jakeperry97]

My Manifesto:

-meal deals max £3
-pints max £3.50
-malboro gold max £5
-mcr-ldn train max £20
-all footy tickets max £30
-destroy landlords
-build a shit load of council gaffs
-nationalise everything
-mp’s paid average wage
-gary neville thrown off the top of deansgate tower

[peter @arabatman_]

“are you up to date with the Drake & Kendrick beef” brother is your resume up to date for job opportunities

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

We need 5 cba days in a year where you can ring up work and say I cba coming in today and they say ok you’ve got 4 cba days left

[becca👻 @Paramore12Becca]

he would have loved them 😔😔