JonMonday

Just checking out this new thing people are calling 'social media'.

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

I’d like to appear on a TV quiz show not to win a holiday or life changing money. I just want to have a ‘nice day out’...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@ArberP1 @PicturesFoIder Yes - a rice cooker is a game changer! Perfect restaurant quality results every time, keeps rice at safe temperature until you need it, and frees up space on the hob. Check out YumAsia if you just want a mini one for small quantities.

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@fia I was expecting a Formula 1 'plank' to be a futuristic looking high tech piece of kit. But no - it actually is a wooden plank like your Dad might buy from B&Q...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@our_rach I wanna see this ring full of hats...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@ashleymac0 @clumsyoaf33 Of which you're reminded if you say that in female company...

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@grahamhodgetts @gunsnrosesgirl3 This is the correct reply...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@TashP351 IT guy here. Turn it off and then on again...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@MadelynSmedley My favourite relative as a small child was "Uncle Brain"...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@RealTimVine Back up to the loft ready for next year...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@custard71 Happy Leg-scanuary...

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@GreggC_CC @vitt2tsnoc On the downside, you do need to get that giant cheque home on the bus...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

Already a bit behind with #TheTraitors but not too worried about seeing spoilers at this stage since it takes at least two weeks to learn everyone's names...

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@vitt2tsnoc Add wine. Either in the stew (will mask its taste) or by the glass (will mask your taste)..,

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@newpaulhearn @vitt2tsnoc Best answer in this thread, provided time and ingredients are both available.

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@RealTimVine "Where we're going, we don't need tracks..."

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@vitt2tsnoc Remote control spider… https://t.co/r35rvYLFLz

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@TashP351 As a left-handed person I've never seen the need for specialist items. But now you mention it, I have always struggled with arts & crafts, and opening tins...

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@vitt2tsnoc Remote control spider. https://t.co/r35rvYLFLz

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@vitt2tsnoc I don't want to see *my* Spotify Wrapped...

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@markmcdonald28 @spacehotel @neworder Yes - superb track. @peterhook said it was his pick from Technique when I asked him on Twitter.

[JonMonday @monday_jon]

@vitt2tsnoc Best to keep things classy. Save multicoloured for outside on the giant inflatable penguin…