Money Grab FC

Super serious soccer club, competing in the Pre-Covid Academy. We do care about your kid, we just care about your wallet more. Sponsored by Chode Dental. Mo/Ney

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

We've started our new club, and we're looking for sociopaths to fill our coaching positions.

Tryouts will be ongoing throughout the summer for U3 and older. Reach out to us to book a tryout by Zoom.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

Okay Veo. You got me. Let's have a call about that subscription.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

I like that the kid is being proactive about being a pussy.

[Matt Danaher @mattdanaher]

Most insane youth soccer story I’ve ever heard.

Parent told me She pays for psychology sessions for her kid because of the amount of abuse they get from their coach…

SO WHY ARE YOU STILL GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY!

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@WhiteHouse We pay our foreign coaches in cash and bring them over on tourist visas.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@ClaudeMaka @USYNT Those girls have never been screamed at to "SCAN!" while receiving unopposed in front of a cone.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@bizlet7 Trump supporters are so repulsive to women that they need government mandated girlfriends.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@FoxNews

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@RabbiJeffx What's wrong with her face? Has she had an allergic reaction?

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@MCameron008 @ussoccer Those girls need more private trainers.

[Matt Cameron @MCameron008]

@ussoccer U20 women eliminated.

1 win in 4 matches.

Our lack of youth development is now glaring.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@PoorlyAgedStuff If you like guitar, you probably don't like Ed Sheeran.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I just feel like a good, general rule to live by is if you explosively shit yourself it’s time to go home

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@refsupportuk Same people saying we need ex pros to become referees

[Paul Kirton @PaulKirton_]

Simple message for the weekend:
If you get angry and can’t control your behaviour at kids’ football, consider not going. Nobody wants adults shouting & screaming at refs in front of 8-yr-olds because a kick-in went the wrong way. It’s kids playing football.

Get some perspective.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@cboltttt @DefiantLs I could not give less of a shit. Kirk was a cunt. The world is better off without him.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@cboltttt @DefiantLs Really don't care. He was a cunt and there is no God.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@JamesGriesbach @DefiantLs Heard plenty. He was a cunt.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@cboltttt @DefiantLs We need less. He was a cunt. Racist and sexist. Fuck him.

[Money Grab FC @MoneyGrabFC]

@DefiantLs I'm one of them.