Alien 7☥

The mothership has landed.

[Alien 7☥ @Monfwi]

OMG! I have jumped over 0 buildings in the #AmazingThief game on iOS https://t.co/UZDqe0BxY5

[Alien 7☥ @Monfwi]

@ScottLinnen

[Alien 7☥ @Monfwi]

Don't follow me if ur selling stupid shit. That is all.

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

My bologna has a first name. And a spinal column. Thanks Monsanto.

[Techno Dinosaur Meets the IT Geek @TechDinoITGeek]

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.

[NotableHistory @NotableHistory]

Elvis Presley cutting Johnny Cash's Hair, 1960

[BridgetJones @nevernicethings]

No one is looking down on you from Heaven.
Everyone looking down on you is right here, on Earth.

[Alien 7☥ @Monfwi]

If lovin' you is wrong (I don't want to be white) @midnight #MakeASongWhiter

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

We Built This City On Appropriated Rock & Roll #MakeASongWhiter @midnight

[JAlien 👽✌💛 @JAlienTrump]

This land is my land. That land is my land. #MakeASongWhiter

[Alien 7☥ @Monfwi]

@penguins Hagelin needed a bigger towel for that interview

[Alien 7☥ @Monfwi]

"You take the good you take the bad, as long as you walk out a better person. Or just go home and masturbate more, Jesus." - Ogre wisdom

[STRIPE @MRHONEST2JSG]

Dr: Are you sexually active?

Me: Not at this exact moment, what did you have in mind?

Dr: what?

Me: what?

[Aristotle @QuotsAristotle]

“Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence”. ~ Aristotle

[Daily Raps @DaiIyRaps]

Mood

[The Sharona @TheSharona06]

Grab that final straw before it can break your back and use it to drink margaritas.