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High-performance, open source, schema-free document-oriented database.

THIS ACCOUNT IS A PARODY!

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We strongly deny selectively omitting Jepsen results from our website. The entire set of results were stored in MongoDB for the website.

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I'm not down, I'm just resting.

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@aphyr Just wait until you find out what MongoDB embeds!

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MongoDB is web scale. We've been flamed by everyone on the web and haven't gone out of business yet!

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Does anybody love me?

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@nynexrepublic you what?

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Go is great because you can write concurrency safe code. You just have to run run a single thread, multiple processes, and share via IPC.

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What people fail to understand is that the MongoDB product isn't a database. It's the experience of feeling like a 10x dev.

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.@minessis Use DynamoDB when you need elastic scalability. Use MongoDB when you want your data deleted at random.

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`curl -L .. | sudo sh` is a security NIGHTMARE. I will only use projects installed via `./configure && make && sudo make install`

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The correct way to pick a technology for your next CRUD social networking web app is by looking at the HTTP parser micro benchmarks.

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Gotta agree w/ @damienkatz, life is too short to spend it reading papers. Get out and live! #yolo

[The Internet’s Damien Katz @damienkatz]

You won't truly understand the solutions until you've tried to implement them. Reading papers is like watching TV. Live that shit.

[The Internet’s Damien Katz @damienkatz]

Distributed systems, don't read the literature. Most of it is outdated and unimaginiive. Invent and reinvent. The field is fertile. Really.

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How did Meteor get to 1.0 when node.js is still at 0.10?

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@jeunice Who are you?

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Redis Sentinel, for when you don't need C, A, or P.

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It appears that @antirez understands copyright law as well as he understands distributed systems: https://t.co/9rwQfbVhgE

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Did you do any #growthhacking today?

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CAP is just a theory