Jonathan Eunice

full stack ￮ DevOps ￮ strategy ￮ mentor ￮ smokejumper ￮ 混亂的漩渦

Reluctant backup for the post-apocalypse party: @[email protected]

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@ghaff Oh man! That’s a lot more damage than Frank’s RedHot usually does.

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@ashleygjovik 💯 No notes.

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@Cloudflare There’s tough sells. And then there’s “We just set the internet on fire! We can help you too!”

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@ashleygjovik Counterpoint: GEB won the Pulitzer Prize and is considered one of the most important and original books of its century.

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@GergelyOrosz @Zerquix18 Instagram was also of the pre compliance era. GDPR, CCPA/CPRA, SOC 2, and ISO 27001 have virtues… but they do not make products easier to build and manage.

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

Bill Cosby‘s rep asks public to “ease personal feelings” about Cosby and Harvey Weinstein.

What a dismal moral compass one must need to embark on an “Embrace the Rapists!” tour.

[MMitchell @mmitchell_ai]

Working in ethical AI is like "Gotta take a break from this nonconsensual pornography issue to make reviewer comments on how an AI research endeavor has clear dual use for genocide before I can finish reading this article on hate speech". And y'all wonder why we seem glum. 🫠

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@rohanspatel @RgvElena @Tesla @elonmusk Absolutely yes to direct customer feedback and suggestions. But it shouldn’t have to funnel through a solitary, inherently overburdened CEO. This should be Product Manage SOP.

[Tonči Jukić @toncijukic]

This is one of the best descriptions I've lately ran into.

[David R. MacIver @DRMacIver]

Current status: Surely I can build a reliable system on top of LLMs if I use enough regular expressions, right?

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@ReinH A small almost trivial amount of resources and concern from market making companies could legitimately fix or at least greatly improve so many of these hidden linchpin open source tragedies.

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

i bet pre heating feels so good for an oven

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@mipsytipsy How to get those? We seldom choose the logs our components emit. And we go to incidents with the logs we have, not the logs we want.

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@plankers @adamhjk Sure. Any org you hate. Chef them right up.

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There sure are a bunch of Final Fantasy episodes for a franchise that started with the premise of finality.

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@stshank Correction: Epic run.

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@kelseyhightower Sometimes an answer, sometimes a curated list of options, but always within context. 95% of my “searches” now start with AI.

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

Nowhere is rainwater safe to drink. From the tallest mountain pass to coldest Antarctica, rain is contaminated with per- and polyfluoroalkyls (PFAS). Good jorb, humans! Fine wurk!

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@QuinnyPig So if there were per-minute charges, you could set the rate, and the house take weren’t too usurious… Or is 1-900-QUINNYP already raking it in?

[Jonathan Eunice @jeunice]

@QuinnyPig Of course they are. This is the next logical step in the grand plan of turning Twitter/X into OnlyFans.