mike johnston

you'll be aight

[LE$liE @fuckinleslie]

When RIOT TEN said “ALL MY FUCKIN HEADBANGERS BREAK YOUR FUCKIN NECK BITCH” I felt that shit.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Do u ever look at someone and be like “damn I can’t believe I used to check if you viewed my snap story”

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

KOD. 3 meanings.

Kids on Drugs
King Overdosed
Kill Our Demons

The rest of the album I leave to your interpretation.

[AlexandreaTreir♡ @ayypayy_00]

I gotta stop drinking pickle backs....

[Jules ✨ @julesmg_]

I've been told that I'm a great kisser numerous times and I'm super happy about it

[X @XLNB]

Tristan Thompson: “How pregnant are you?”

Khloe: “9 months.”

Tristan: “It’s about that time.”

Khloe: “What do you mea-“

Tristan:

[Ridin' Dirty Doe @da_mad_trapper_]

If you cant You dont
handle me deserve me
at my at my

[MeghanDayne @MeghanDayne]

I knew better... always buy the family size bag of salt and vinegar kettle chips. Buy more and buy often.

[Johnny Sonic @nonleaguesonic]

Girls will pre-miss you, im leaving in 6 hours fam why are you sad already?

[CNN @CNN]

Michigan will end Flint's free bottled water program https://t.co/xdwq9c8EEv

[CNN @CNN]

A jury awarded $30 million in compensatory damages to a man who got cancer after decades of using talcum powder. His wife was awarded $7 million in damages.
https://t.co/H0Y6ipBFvj

[Wendy Espinosa @espinosaawendy]

Y’all get in relationships and think you own another human to the point where they are not allowed to have a separate life or do anything without you. That’s unhealthy behavior and y’all so used to it being normalized that you don’t see it as unhealthy.

[𝙡𝙬𝙧𝙘𝙨 @lwrcs_]

There should probably be some sort of law prohibiting this