Monica Davis

woo!

[Monica Davis @moni__davis]

"Ya'll are precious. And all guys are douchebags​." -Steves

[Barnabas @barnabasdotexe]

Are the graphing calculators you need for algebra II still like $100 or did somebody finally end that racket.

[Monica Davis @moni__davis]

@Seraphinaf5 71

[Monica Davis @moni__davis]

@baharkarakrt B=1

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

RIP john adams you would have loved twitter

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

The golden retriever, seeing the last duckling struggling with the curbstone, gently helps it over the obstacle.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[Math Files @Math_files]

I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long. I think it was a π-thon.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

“you’re up early” bold of you to assume ive slept

[huskylover @huskylo52876143]

So nice 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

If you were “a pleasure to have in class”, how are your autoimmune disease(s) and late/undiagnosed neurodivergence treating you?

[🦂 @psychoticsystem]

i have a mental illness that makes me think people can change their minds if i present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

Trump’s first act of White Boy Summer should be making Panera Bread bring back the lemonade that was killing people. The weak should fear the strong.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they'll instantly start celebrating too, they have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party no matter what.