Monica Wietsma

Politics, #Yankees, and Oxford comma fan.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: California will now require workers in healthcare settings to be fully vaccinated against COVID-19 by September 30th.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

California is officially reopening tomorrow but please note that I remain emotionally unavailable. Thank you.

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

There’s nothing grosses me out more than older couples that share a Facebook account. KathyandBill Woodson, it’s time to make separate accounts.

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

Can’t wait to cry like a baby when I see Oma in 3 months. I will never go this long not seeing her again.😢

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

When corn sees this: 😭😭😭😭

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

We’re not 😂

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hope all of the 26 year olds are doing ok.

[Cut4 @Cut4]

🚨COREY KLUBER HAS THROWN THE FIRST YANKEE NO-HITTER OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!!!🚨

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

COREY KLUBER HAS THROWN THE FIRST YANKEES NO HITTER THIS CENTURY HOLY SHIT KLUBOT IS A MONSTER

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

FTing Oma, she is going to tell Kelly “you are not my granddaughter if you don’t get the vaccine”

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

Kelly and my waiter in Texas “are y’all single...?”
Yes!
“.....cause y’all are a lot to handle” 😂

[elxnce @elxnce]

the avengers: "the city is saved"

the city:

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

I love posting something super basic and all inclusive on social media and watching super republican HHS alums unfollow 😈

[Laudanum del Rey @sweetlikeJT]

“Were you a CONTAINER ship or were you a CONTAINED ship?”

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

me and the squad when we’re fully vaccinated

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

This reminds me of that scene in Dumbo 💓

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

@heidivanderlee I finished in one sitting. Fascinating!

[𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐓. 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 @JamesTCarter3]

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have anymore questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again. ❤️

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

I’m starting a Wietsma world war right now in fam chat 🙈

[Monica Wietsma @monica_wietsma]

Lifts mask mandate AND opens everything to 100%....I just love that my parents are flying to Texas in a couple weeks and my dad is unvaccinated 😅😂 Fuck Texas tbh.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Texas is lifting its mask mandate, making it the largest state to end an order intended to prevent the spread of the coronavirus. Gov. Greg Abbott has faced sharp criticism from his party over the mandate, imposed eight months ago. https://t.co/WHPLWzf9jF