Monica Gilley

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

Why do we adjust police budgets for inflation but not the minimum wage?

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@beccamarshall Yes chef 👩‍🍳

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@beccamarshall The foreshadowing of “she jumped into making that fire” 👀

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@beccamarshall

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@RStevenson50703 My favorite is when your travel time increases as you get closer to your destination. Glad you’re enjoying the DC area, lol

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

Twenty twenty-too.

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

Kindness really is all around us.

Like when the woman exiting the train car I was about to board said, simply, “there’s poop.”

[Chris Martin @chrismartin100]

Hand-wringing over VA? Consider Waterloo, IA: 1) The progressive Black mayor won a 4th term, trouncing the "Back the Blue" candidate. Progressives won city council, too, giving it a Black majority 2) UAW workers soundly rejected Deere's contract offer. Working people want more!

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

I love explaining things like this to the dog sitter.

“Yeah, she’ll get in the car if you follow her process. Open both back doors, throw the leash in and go to the other side of the car. If you have trouble turn the car on and pretend you’re leaving. Easy.”

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

Just reminding everyone if this time @ChuckGrassley had an extremely normal one for no reason at all…

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

If u lost ur pet pidgin /it’s dead in front yard my Iowa farm JUST DISCOVERED here r identifiers Right leg Blue 2020/3089/AU2020/SHE ///LEFT LEG GREEN BAND NO PRINTED INFO. Sorry for bad news

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

Do you want your job to take twice as long?!

Try [insert your chosen corporation]’s VPN!

[Xenøn @exwhyzeeeeeee]

My dog Mango ran away and I’m fuckin distraught. I don’t really know but like five ppl on here but if anybody c this dog in the humboldt park, Logan SQ, Ukrainian village area please hit me up. That’s my best friend fr

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@HowtoADHD THE Chickpea Pasta https://t.co/Cq9TXyLrNB

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

Ah yes, who among us was not spoiled rotten by *checks notes* eating….?

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@beccamarshall I’ll take one normal brain pls

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

As a person with ADHD my number one time suck is two factor authentication.

*pushes send me another code for the third time in a row because it timed out while I was tweeting*

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@beccamarshall I can literally see your kitchen in the background and still assumed you were out to brunch 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

stop seeking approval from the FDA and start seeking approval from yourself 😌✨ (i got moderna)

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

When I got married after dating for 8 years I wondered if it would feel different.

It does - but mostly because the wedding pictures got my husband in Insta and my content doubled overnight.

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@beccamarshall Okay but I just realized that you tweeted this on the 10th anniversary of “The Butt Slasher strikes again”. 😳

[Monica Gilley @monicargilley]

@Sean_LFK Sweet! Might make a special trip to Logan! Maybe I’ll see you this weekend…