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[Not Don Iveson @NotDonIveson]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are honeymooning in Jasper, Alberta. Either they are going for the lovely mountain scenery or are going to get lit up at Downstream/4-Peaks Night Club.

Both are great options.

[M @MainmanBC]

Me: Can I get $30 on pump 5

My car:

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Nice to see the White House consulting with knowledgeable and qualified individuals. https://t.co/SIKHyTG6VB

[CASS @cassidybradyy]

when I’m driving and I notice my passenger grabbin for the holy shit handle https://t.co/hYjAorTnDt

[mrginganinja (Will’s Version) @mrginganinja]

Oh so when Post Malone says “This one goes out to that bitch that broke my heart” he gets applauded but when i do it i get told i have a drinking problem and banned from karaoke night at Applebees???

[Jermaine @JaeRichards]

Nah this one makes no sense.. I’ve been trying to hear “scooter” for 30 minutes now 🙃

[Bradford Cohen @bradfordcohen]

Name change is granted for @KodakBlack1k new name Bill K. Kapri...new start. DCF case surrounding the alleged video has also been dismissed

[You @monijuanaa]

@ninasinoz Shut up your front bangs were THE cutest ❤️

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

Adam and Eve allegedly got us booted from nature by biting an apple. Now public spaces are filled with people in unnatural trances staring at their devices. Most devices are branded with a bitten apple. https://t.co/QwjR6xcvJh

[Nick Walsh @NICKWALSH]

🍿 Waiting for my friend to realize she sent us all a Live Photo...

[You @monijuanaa]

@ggbandrea Still mad

[A. @notoriousaali]

ALWAYS CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO’S EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT. DON’T OBSESSED OVER THE FACT THAT YOU’RE LOVED, BC LOVE COMES EASY. BUT LOVING SOMEONE IN THE WAY THEY NEED TO BE LOVED AND UNDERSTANDING WHY THEY NEED TO BE LOVED THAT WAY IS WHAT A RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top

drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

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[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[TheM1Show @TheM1Show]

MOOD ALL SUMMER BABY!!!😌🎉

[danish @dannelxo]

a bunch of trees chilling in the forest, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay https://t.co/pmzAkAahKz