Nikki Riot

Just some good ol' fashioned shit talking.

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

@HeyTammyBruce @SidneyPowell1 @MariaBartiromo NO ITS NOT TAMMY

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Omg it's only Thursday

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

It's too hot to fuck

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Lyft driver: and what do you drink? Me: WHISKEY. Whiskey. Damn it Francisco! It's always whiskey!!!!!?!.!,!,!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(304): Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.

[Brandon Cwalina @BCwalina]

2016: The National Park Service is nice, I like the Redwoods and Volcanoes NPS

2017: I will follow the National Park Service into battle

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Chandler watches shark porn?!

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

I just watch football for the butts

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit. When you doctors figure out what you want, I'll be out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

'Being nice is a form of weakness'- shit I shouldn't say to my date

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Y'all can't handle this jelly #SheWhispered

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Oh, serve it in toast.

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Plz no touching

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

I sentence you to Hoboville!!

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Human: Hey, you're really cute. Me: Yes, yes I am. *skips away*

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

I forced my Lyft driver to listen to Nicki Minaj for 20mins and I have NO regrets

[Haris @itsCHEBO]

Sorry I'm late I had to knee someone in the balls on the metro

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

I'm going to blame my boobs for being such a terrible pool player. #BecauseBoobs

[Nikki Riot @monikwaa]

Fuck this I'm going to Outback

[GoaT FacE @EndhooS]

*Rushes into board meeting*
Sorry I'm late there's a really cool dog in the parking lot...
[Everyone rushes over to the window]