Mike Perry

Coach driver in London and beyond!

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@SkyNews @TrevorPTweets Go on, resign.

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@AlistairCarns once that useless guy eventually U-turns again and resigns, please tell me you are going to attempt to be a leader. We desperately need someone with a good sense of reality!!!

#alcarnsforpm

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@SkyNews BREAKING NEWS. A posh kid goes to posh school.

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@BBCMOTD The commentary is dog shit. Apart not understanding a word the man says, its boring and sending me to sleep. WAKE UP and enjoy your job a bit more ffs.

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@JeremyClarkson Caterham. Has to be. All british.

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@cjfaison Buy indiana state sanatorium!! That place is insaine

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@cjfaison When is the next video CJ?

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@TfL Your 160 bus driver trapped my daughter and friends in the door and caused a big bruise. Nobody has got back to me in 2 weeks. 23630358 SORT THIS OUT TFL!!!

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@cjfaison Thank you CJ, Sonny, Chris and everyone who helped create entertainment in that inaine place.

So whats next CJ? Or more importantly when will see see you and Sonny again?
Couple weeks? A couple of months?

Miss you already boys.
COME TO LONDON!!!

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@cjfaison Not in the MD500 today? Would really love a video of that thing. Beautiful heli.

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@cjfaison Is there a video tonight. I hate going cold turkey with no thrill billies. I get the shakes.

Love you guys. Come to London!!!

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@daz_black can you play drain simulator? It looks really good!

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@BitMoreDave
How you doing buddy. Not seen much of you on YouTube lately. Wishing you well.

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@ukhomeoffice Yeh, sure they will!

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@cjfaison CJ, please go to the honeycutt house again with sonny and give us an update on that gun that was found last time. That house was more insaine than the farm.

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@TfL can you stamp out these idiots bus drivers who are tilting their mirrors at stupid angles!!! Im sick of getting in a bus and having to put them back. Its a tiktok "craze" and supposed to make the driver look "cool".
Sort it out!!!

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@Nigel_Farage that weezle Corbyn is getting more members.
Please do not let them get in at the next election.
#ReformUK

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@Keir_Starmer What is wrong with you. How can labour be that shit at trying to fool people.
It's literally the same house.

[Mike Perry @monkey_carrots]

@realDonaldTrump You don't even have complete control of your bladder. Stop kidding yourself.

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@TfL Why is the driver scream at his own reflection?