Bored Monkey 🇪🇺

European - Business Owner - Scientist - Hobby Investor.

Trying my best not to be bored.

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@thenowherephoto If you think about it, why would the French police stop illegal immigrants from leaving France and the EU.

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@ihtesham2005 As an academic it is my duty to warn my students from using this page. I diligently tell them about the page so they won't use it. I tell them exactly what they should never do and show them precisely how they should not use that website.

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What Merz is suggesting already exists to certain degree. It's called the European Economy Area, which is the EU plus Norway, Iceland and Lichtenstein.

It gives those three states many of the benefits of an EU membership with a much lower threshold of integration and responsibilities.

So I imagine that Ukraine could first become part of that block on their journey to full membership.

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@dmitrygr @Hertz Seeing as they demanded you pay in cash. Did it occur to you that the employee was maybe trying to scam you?

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@Mens_Corner__ He deserved that.

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I went on a Keto diet once. Lost 25 kg in a year, felt great, blood sugar fixed, dick size increased 2 inches, wife had mixed feelings on that, complained about the size.

Reverted because it was such a bother and expensive to maintain. Added 15 kg back over the years, blood sugar is fucked now, dicks smaller again. Wife still has mixed feelings. Liked seeing my abs and remembers the extra energy I had.

I think I'll start keto again.

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@MiaS1866ttz @Steve92592444 @RestoreBritain_ Isn't the obvious solution here to remove all religious exemptions.

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@Midwest_Ivy @AdaHopperSF It's made from water, bit of salt and cuttings from "burned" sheep heads (svið) that is boiled in a closed container and allowed to cool.

Looks and sounds horrible, but it's stuffed with nutrition, has no carbs and is as clean food as it gets.

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@ksandi11 @ChatgptLunatics In Paris or London an unattended backpack gets blown up by the bomb squad.

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@bryan_johnson What would you recommend for age related far-sightedness? Just this year it's getting hard for me to read small letters on stuff and it sucks.

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@dr_andrealove These guys are brilliantly immoral!

They invent problems, demonize them, present solutions to help consumers avoid the problem, and then monetize the verification of the solution, while also asking for donations.

Talk about marketing mastery.

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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Start a campaign telling people they can take the money and then vote however they want, since no one can see how they voted.

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@unusual_whales Pools closed.

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@Acyn Does the US need NATO to protect them from Iran?

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@WarClandestine Did Iran attack the US?

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@B3lladawg @ramez That ability is a life changer.

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@alexandrosM @simonmaechling Yes, most people understand it, but some of us are annoyed by it because it lacks distinction and precision.

When you say chemicals you might be refering to genotoxins or VOC's.

But then Aunt Jane starts talking about the evil of chemical in food like E300, which is vitamin C.

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@hgfizban @FreckledLiberty This is the way. A good wallet is like an old friend. I've had mine for 15 years now. It's coming apart at the seams but I won't throw it away just yet.

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@SeduceCleopatra Thank you, I'll make goodnuse of this.