Woody

There is no free lunch. #Finance, #Tech.

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

The biggest heist ever, was NFTs. They convinced stupid people to buy drawings of monkeys with internet coins in the hopes of getting rich. Those who minted, took those coins, sold them for FIAT CURRENCY, and left you with a JPEG. #NFTs #bitcoin  #crypto #FTX #Ethereum

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

H100 rental price comparison: US vs China.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

If Elon were to withdraw his net worth in actual bank notes (say, at a very big ATM), it would represent 40% of all US physical currency in circulation

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@EricTrump Yes I believe you, this is scary. You will end up in prison, where you belong.

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

Now do revenue

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

Incredible . . . 🫪

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@JonahLupton Unless they diluted shareholders…

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@libremax_off Absolument tout est dit

[dart @poordart]

BREAKING: Fidelity lowers the minimum age requirement for the SpaceX IPO from 18 to 5 years.

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

All these stocks hit new 52 WEEK LOWS at some point today

McDonald's $MCD
Home Depot $HD
MercadoLibre $MELI
Lululemon $LULU
Abbott $ABT
Albertsons $ACI
Accenture $ACN
Alcon $ALC
Aerovironment $AVAV
Broadridge $BR
Brown & Brown $BRO
Boston Scientific $BSX
$CDW
Celsius $CELH
Charter $CHTR
Chewy $CHWY
Comcast $CMCSA
Cooper $COO
Copang $CPNG
Costar $CSGP
Cintas $CTAS
Cognizant $CTSH
Danaher $DHR
$EPAM
Flutter $FLUT
Genpact $G
Graco $GGG
General Mills $GIS
Hormel Foods $HRL
Intuitive Surgical $ISRG
Jacobs $J
Medtronic $MDT
Mccormick $MKC
Mosaic $MOS
Norweigan Cruise $NCLH
$OTIS
Pegasystems $PEGA
Pentair $PNR
Roblox $RBLX
Resmed $RMD
Republic Services $RSG
Sanofi $SNY
Stryker $SYK
Toast $TOST
Trumble $TRMB
Tractor Supply $TSCO
Waste Connections $WCN
Xylem $XYL
Zoetis $ZTS

[EnZigZag 🍩 @EnZigZag]

Salaire brut / Salaire net 🫣

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@SBF_FTX @realDonaldTrump You’re not get a pardon

[The Transcript @TheTranscript_]

@claudeai @SpaceX There is just not enough compute.
https://t.co/kJd9nXAOy1

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@jnbarrot Ruineuse surtout pour nous. Guignol.

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@p_ferragu When were you ever a skeptic??

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@ElectrekCo @FredLambert He said that about v2

[Nick Bryant @NickBryantNY]

How can satire compete with this?

[Lennart🇩🇪 @lennartprimal]

What the hell is a cortisol???

[Julian Dorey @juliandorey]

elon musk been quiet as a church mouse about this war

where you at big dog

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@EliAfriatISR Shut up

[Woody @monkeyconomy]

@JavierBlas Attacking bridges and other civilian infrastructure is also banned

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

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