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@YesboxStudios Freak yeah! Goin' parkin'! Parallel, backin' in, meters, meter maids.......ALL THE PARKING!!!

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@_brinxinx Unless she weighs 280 and drinks like a Scotsman, this never happened. Nobody but an absolute freak of nature is racking up $150 worth of drinks and food at a joint that sells mozzarella sticks.

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@tii_bag story is bullshit. She couldn't be this stupid, & if she is, why wouldn't u ask her if she really wanted to start a "charging for favors" relationship dynamic with you, given how much it would cost her? "Learnt from you the other day nothing goes for free". Nobody talks like that

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@ZeusRebirth Serious question: why is Matt Damon tolerated in showbiz? Like really; Matt Damon? Hollywood can't do better than him? smh

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@TimJDillon The FenceSitter strikes again! You're being a real coward here, avoiding the topic at hand, filibustering with OJ nonsense. One 5-minute call with Candace will, in the immortal words of Alex Baldwin, straighten your ass out.

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@Rajplayer @Kingsle11061381 the technical term is "shusher"

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@cptdankkk Howard loves to participate in the backend.

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@StefanMolyneux They made Kevin Spacey the voice of human decency. What more proof would anybody need that this movie is a steaming pile of poopaganda? It's absurd, ridiculous, and intelligence-insulting.

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@aelita1917 Having HBO and Showtime back in the late 80s/early 90s was the best. Stumbling onto low-key gems like "Body Double", "The Hidden", and "Jack's Back" at like 1AM on a Tuesday night in the summer was priceless.

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@pagan_hoetry She was a genius. She was a disciple of Carl Jung & maybe an alchemist. She's written several books that break down fairy tales, revealing the archetypal truths in them. Her pointing out the difference between actual courage & what she termed "infantile daring" always stuck w/me.

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@CryptoMikli TIL Denzel Washington's mom is a real jerk. God forbid the dude felt good about himself for making it. I bet she let Superstar buy her things with that Superstar $$$.

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@adamemedia1 It's entirely possible.

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@UtterlyInterest But the sanctimonious prick shit on video games.

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@LionelMedia I love her guilty look at the end.

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@DMarker12 @CinemaTweets1 That sums it up perfectly. I would argue it's the negative feminine at work. What Jung would call the animus-possessed. What the late, great Patrice O'Neal would call "women can't tell stories"-itis. https://t.co/90RpWOTl57

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@DMarker12 @CinemaTweets1 Yes! The main objective with so many shows, esp Netflix shows, seems to be: run out the clock. Like they've got 6 episodes worth of story stretched over 10 eps. You gotta get to it! The meter is running. Also, hardly anybody can write dialogue. Sharp Objects dialogue was brutal.

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@DMarker12 @CinemaTweets1 Exactly! It's like "come on; DO something! Have SOMETHING happen!". NOPE! "Starring the chick from "Fringe" as "the always right, but emotionally distant, girl boss". But wait; she learned how to care for a cat! Maybe by season 7, she'll be expressing actual emotions. Stay tuned!

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@IanCarrollShow There's not caring about $$$ if you don't have any, and there's not caring about $$$ because you have mountains of it. Doesn't she sell merch? I love Candace, but come on, Ian; EVERYBODY gives a shit about money. She didn't marry no broke dude.

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@Read_Meee This story doesn't make sense. "everyone started figuring out what they owed", but "one guy looked at me and laughed", and a few people joined in. So some people stopped figuring out what they owed to laugh at you for figuring out what you owed?

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@FakeShowbizNews So she's still a CIVIC activist.