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Dad (almost). Lover (kind of). Fighter (not really).

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#lousytshirt

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@ElijahSchaffer Wait is it mental health or is it demons? SUCH A DILEMMA

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Byron Noem when he sees #cannons trending

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@PaloAltoNtwks Here’s a conversation that matters: CoreTex (Wildfire module) thinks driver software for 3DConnexion 3D mice, a Logitech company, are “malware”. And it’s blocked. NICE.

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@CarlHigbie No one gives a shit what you dumb bumbling fucks do

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@DHSgov Fuck the police, fuck ICE, and fuck you too

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@ThePolemikOne I wonder if a gentle him-haw on whether Nazis were bad had anyyyyyyyyything to do with it or was it JUST being a fascist?

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@ornery_owls Whatever helps you bumblefucks to keep your mind off The TrumpStein List

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@TomCottonAR @BreitbartNews Imagine being a dumb fuck. Then imagine out of ALL the dumb fucks, you’re the dumbest fuck of all. That’s Tom Cotton the second he thought that Breitbart even approaches objectivity.

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@Variety If only there were tens of millions of people telling you THAT IS WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS GOING TO DO ASSHOLE

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@JDVance Get fucked you little bitch

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@SenMullin @SenateGOP I will pay literally any amount of money for video of you drinking frothy piss directly from a feverish horses cock

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@JillFilipovic Feuchtpupskuchen

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@thesneeze OH MY GOD STEVE ATE IT

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@cabbageherder The pottery scene!
Am I doing this right
I can’t tell

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@cabbageherder @audlyenough That electric pixel is giving me the sweats

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@audlyenough @m_stormwitch @cabbageherder I’ll have you know I understood the assignment

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@BonifaceOption @nightstar30981 Oh my god he isn’t trying to find A GOD DAMNED THING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE’S DUMBERNFUCK AND PANDERING TO THE ILLITERATE BASE

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@TomCottonAR To be clear, Tom Cotton wrote this tweet while being fisted in a Pennsylvia truck stop bathroom

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@AutismCapital He looks like Super Dave Osbornes Fleshlight