Monkey Island

Northern Monkey

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Been a bit quiet on the old socials these past months but here I am with an album to promote goddamit!!
My first solo outing (well, mostly - Graham Simpson co-wrote 2 tracks with me)
I'm very proud of it and shall be touting it about the place in a very unashamed way for a while

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@SaveTheLibs @IMJackRudd

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@nimrod5656 @ArchRose90 Have you heard yourself? Deport, cleanse, vermin... Who radicalised you?

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@CrowtherSi They're out there! How you keeping, mate? Good I hope

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Trans stuff aside, the fact that people in 'Murica can casually talk about 5748 MASS shootings in schools since 2012 with this level of acceptance is f*cking insane!! Nowhere else has this problem. Man, that country is broken and they have the audacity to interfere everwhere else

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@nojumper For those still liking my post, I did correct myself and meant to say “mass” shooting. But here are the stats. The proof.

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@ZandrTec @fandompulse Hello, I have come from the future to tell you that you are absolutely correct!

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@st_louis_stan @iheartjoo Yet still infinitely better than the prequels 🤣

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@jasemonkey @Angelsfeartogo You need to watermark your vids

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@HarryMiddleton9 Sadly Harry, I don't think they will

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@jneill @Sir_Pasquino @MrAQUAMAN33 @astro_reid @Astro_Christina And they move in relation to the Earth and Moon. Not that I disagree about the exposure explanation, this just isn't it

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@CrowtherSi @McFaul One can hope...

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@euphemey Jesus is absolutely NOT coming soon. But disappointment IS coming if you believe this. Also, all the main tenets of your religions, particularly heaven vs hell, are constructs designed to reinforce existing power structures, nothing more.

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@jasemonkey Douglas

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@OfficialBWFC The only answer is David Lee

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@lewis_goodall @combrayfinches Cameron - successful?? Oh man that is f*cking hilarious. Aside from that comedy moment how are you suggesting MPs serve their constituencies then? Votes are so whipped already that local concerns are all too frequently discarded - are you suggesting that should happen even more?

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@SimplyUtd Only united fans think this 😂

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@davidsmosspiggy @anon_opin That's exactly what he suggested in the post 😉

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@NoToMisogyny @Suzybear6 @MothinAli That's a bit harsh on Leeds (and that's coming from a Lancastrian)....and what does his height have to do with anything? Ad hominem attacks are generally the refuge of the scared and clueless. Stick to the issues if you want to take seriously

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@Wacobu81 @historyinmemes Why not?

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@YourAnonNews Couldn't.... (makes no sense otherwise)

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@jasemonkey Maybe it's sold out 😂