Lizzie Marshall

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@JohnLewisRetail If you're going to advertise as dog friendly, you ought to have at least one small section of one of your cafes that lets dogs in!

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@taskmaster @AlexHorne I found Reece Shearsmith in my son's sticker book!

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@taskmaster @AlexHorne I found Reece Shearsmith in my son's sticker book!

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

#NORvUBB The number of replays where you see Bordeaux arms around Northampton necks, and apparently that's fine 😡

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@JamesLucasIT Brasov, Romania

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@i_iratus "Get rid of all non medical roles"
Yes let's just stop cleaning hospitals shall we? 🙄

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@ThePianoUK My 7 month old son, who is a super wriggler, sat entirely still watching this, holding my hand, completely entranced (as was I). Thank you for giving us this moment ❤️

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@fesshole My son was born via c section and I would have been thoroughly delighted by this!

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@FG_Guv @SaintsRugby @premrugby I mean, we topped the table for the season so we definitely deserve it! Even if we made it stupidly hard for ourselves today 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@SaintsRugby @ChampionsCup Yes we weren't good enough in the first 60 minutes, but it seriously makes me angry when refereeing is THAT one sided. Even the commentators (who aren't supposed to criticise) were stunned with those decisions!

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@CarlaBo74179468 @TeamSmoothy @tes @NASUWT Some people COULDN'T strike for a variety of reasons - part time teachers who didn't work on the strike days, those on maternity/parental leave (or would have had their upcoming maternity/parental entitlements affected), those on long term sick leave, etc.

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@SoVeryBritish Kebabulance - a takeaway kebab van in Sussex

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@NoContextBrits "Hubby"
Literally had a woman say to me once "hubby says no". Just eugh 🤢

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@KC1Karl @AndyGJBurge Awful

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@BritishBakeOff The correct answer is cornflake tart

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@SAS_WDW Foxy calling him "Matt Hancock with a silent han" 😂
Also Foxy's happy little face when he pushed Hancock in the water at the very beginning 😂

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@rugbyworldcup Someone's changed Matthew Carley's Wikipedia page so he's Welsh and it says this 😂

[Lizzie Marshall @monkeylordjeff]

@SoVeryBritish That's in Huntingdon!

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@EnglandRugby Vunipola and Itoje have been utterly underwhelming this whole series. Get Earl at 8 then have Lawes/Ludlum/Willis as flankers plus Ribbans and Chessum second row!

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

First steps of a baby elephant.. 😊