Neil Morrison

Fairly non-bio.

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

I wonder what songs they’d have played if it was Glasgow that won the #Eurovision bid

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

I think it’s Finland / Norway for me, but it’s close this year. #eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

That Serbian song is the most videogamey #eurovision song since AABB won it in 1974.

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

@SystemErrorKaye It wasn’t that song though, that was just a tribute.

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

An anti-war song so bad it started an anti-song war. #eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

That was a good performance considering she got her foot trapped in this weird squares thing at the start #eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

I’m really impressed that they have time to change the staging and preform an exorcism after every song #eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

This guy in the top right is doing the jobs of 3 people. Everyone else is just doing one job. I hope they’re being paid more. #Eurovison

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

Queer eye for the Satan Guy #eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

Crotchless shorts over regular shorts. #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

Loved the Human Centipede musical #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

That self playing piano’s going to get too drunk then get caught on camera doing cocaine in the green room later #eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

New DUNE movie’s a bit weird, where’s that massive worm? #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

Why’s this the second act that looks like they’re pretending to be heartburn/indigestion in some live action advert #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

@SystemErrorKaye Being pushed off a massive pillar shouldn’t have been mysterious after the second one

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

Did this happen because Austria said Edgar Allen Poe 3 times? #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

Weird glittery arm on Poland just making me want to go back to Zelda again #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

This singer is offensively young looking.
Also “I don’t want to be a soldier” coming from Switzerland… yeah, that’s sort of your whole thing. #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

This one’s actually about Mary Shelly, if you know Portuguese #Eurovision

[Neil Morrison @monkeymad2]

On one hand, if the government don’t want to be called out for being Nazi fucks maybe stop using terminology & policy that aligns with it.

But on the other hand, it’ll be nice to not have TV & Radio dominated by football for a while.

An impossible choice.