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Got my masters in yapping.

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@DavidLaneDesign Sick fit

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@neeratanden You're an alcoholic has been who spends her days tweeting stupid shit because she has some kind of humiliation fetish

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@BrittCudaback @kenklippenstein Who?

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@hutchinson Not you my guy. You don't matter.

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@DanCrenshawTX Easy for you to say. If you ever fall short on cash you can just let people fuck your eye hole for $20.

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@LasVegasLocally Looks about white.

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@SawyerHackett You think Abdul needs to court Neera Tanden?

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@thesoypill He's talking about Neera Tanden and other islamaphobic consultants who get paid to speed bullshit on Twitter and tv all day every day without pushing for politics that people actually want.

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@Cerneo @AaronRegunberg Touch grass.

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@shannonrwatts That was targeted Islamaphobic pieces of shit like you, you fucking moron. 🙂

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@Israel It's a unique accent. A bit like french, but spoken like you're gargling the blood of children.

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@jaeporeon @netw3rk had some great takes on the meta casting in this movie, including Elliot being sacrificed that we're pretty similar.

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@GenePark Happy Birthday, Gene!

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@TheWapplehouse I think my brain had hidden the memory of this video away until today.

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@TheWapplehouse Bro can't even win boxing matches against real competition and he's been training for that for years.

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@GolfweekNichols We pay golfers way too much if they're this fucking out of touch.

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@shirllzz That's fucking insane.

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@thepeacepoet99 You're uglier on the inside than the outside. You could be a fucking super model and you'd be a disgusting Zionist piece of shit.

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@GoodPoliticGuy I wish I saw this before the survey I took 3 days ago. Would have ranked him way lower.

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@ClaireMax Idk if you are a cannabis user, but you can bring edibles on the plane if that helps you sleep. Just put them in an unlabeled Ziploc and if anyone asks (they never do) say it's melatonin.