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Welcome to my ted talk

[Ben Simo 🐋 @QualityFrog]

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?

Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42

Tester:

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“There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don’t.”

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When you're debugging some code and realize that the only reason the test was ever passing was due to duck typing and you really miss actual type safety.

#testing #qa #Python #javascript

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When someone suggests skipping failing tests rather than fixing the regressions just so that a build can clear the CI/CD Pipeline and do a release.

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2 unit tests.
0 integration tests.

#2unittests0integrationtests #quality #testing #qa #dev

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Trying to break things and find some big bugs on staging vs on production.

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2 unit tests.
0 integration tests.

#2unittests0integrationtests #quality #testing #qa #dev #softwaredevelopment

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@launchwaymedia @arcdotai @simplepoll

[Launchway Media @launchwaymedia]

We've rounded up 10 of the best #Slack apps, integrations, and bots to improve your #marketing and productivity, including:

👾 @arcdotai
👾 @simplepoll
👾 @monkeytestit
and more!

Check out the list: https://t.co/hP3YzY2sJW

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I am a:

⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 QA

Seeking:

⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 a repeatable deployment pipeline with high test coverage, blue green deployment, and crash reporting.

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Pushing your emergency hotfix for a regression through the build pipeline.

#Developer #testbash #testing #circleci

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It's not a bug, it's a feature! 🐞🤓

#softwaretesting #qa #ProductManagement

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On why quality matters by @eduardsi - a great read on direct and indirect benefits: https://t.co/2zDdkKvpfr

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A Targaryen take on testing and releases 🐉. Who would you side with? 🤔

#softwaretesting #GameofThrones #productmanagement #qa

[x0rz @x0rz]

100 random bug bounty kids vs. 3 professional pentesters

(jk jk)

[Tom Johnson @tom_a_r_johnson]

TDD isn't a practice. It's a principle. First, prove something needs to be done, defining success and how you fail to meet it. Then, meet it.

That test could be a unit test, or an acceptance test, or an alert on monitoring.

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Here's a great paper about using MT to test RESTful web apis, finding bugs in places like Youtube and Spotify - written by Sergio Segura (@sergio_segura2)

https://t.co/cwAPEWQbiJ

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What the heck is Metamorphic Testing, and how can you use it to uncover new bugs in your system? Read more in this brilliant blog post by @hillelogram on the topic: https://t.co/xcs2QTzgPA