Tastes like Pork

Primate With guns. Commies aren't people.
I block Commies (because throwing them from helicopters is still illegal)

Rothko's art sucks. No, really. Sucks.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

You're still never gonna be President, honey.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Trump has become fully unhinged and we should talk about it.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@jerrycurld Kek.

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

This is a lie.
You’re a liar.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

Okay. Y'all got me past the first cut.
Now, I'm asking for prayers and positive waves for the interview.
Thanks. Y'all are the best.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@Rebels_Raiders @Shadzey1 Okay, I'll look. You better not be bullshitting.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@ElliotKane Thank you, sir.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

If y'all could send positive waves, prayers, etc. I would appreciate it.
I lost my job a couple weeks ago. I have some nibbles from a job I really really want. Any help would be awesome. Thanks.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

I, for one, welcome our new Tropical Texas overlords.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

So, you've been reduced to hawking shitty merch?
Tracks.
ps- you, and everyone you associate with, are shit.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds:

No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house.

Get a hat, coaster, or sticker to support groups and candidates who will respect the form AND the function of the people's house. https://t.co/yGDgJciDQZ

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@jimstewartson All you have are lies.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A bit odd, don’t you think?

As soon as Muslims started immigrating to Japan, its Shinto shrines and Buddhist temples started burning down, just like the churches in Europe.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@VincentParry2 GM!

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@KittraKittra @japan_nobunaga I don't believe you.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@Gormogons 10

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

Nope. Halo is about the west blowing up space Muslims and how militarism is fucking rad.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and the rest aren’t dumb enough to actually think Elon Musk has a trillion dollars in cash waiting to be taxed.

They just think their followers are dumb enough to think that. And they are.

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@LakesFirearmsTr @cavannastan GM Joe!

[Tastes like Pork @MonkeyWithGuns]

@four4thefire I was partial to the Salisbury "steak" version.