phatt albrt ✡

zest fest is gayer than ever!
-Tucker Carlson

[phatt albrt ✡ @monkeyz2man]

@chargers Rest in piss bozo

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@drunkyhotbowls Nuh uh

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Reddit ass post

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@solly_sussman Old ass

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@BessticlesArt @GregDaweDBZ Nerd

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@Tobe_moe @TheSillySnail When I was a kid I looked up portal 2 because I thought I could play it on a browser like any other flash game

[Novika (C0MMS OPEN) @TheNovika]

Nostalgia Critic, holy shit

[stalking "its all cool in the end man" addict995 @fw_me_or_die]

i found this on reddit

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@BessticlesArt He like me fr

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@Samwitchx Right when I put a star of David in my account

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Sometimes you gotta get all Wario on somebody, right?

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@EMichaelJones1 Please die already

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@martsharter Please go outside I'm begging you

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This man shits must be so painful

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@solly_sussman If only this was our leader

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@raveninrapture @KinoFabino @blameitonjorge The creepypasta part was that anyone who watched it went crazy and gouged their eyes out