Monkey Watson

Danger is my maiden name.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@ukrainiansquad USA AND 💯

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@hwinkler4real It's going to be as shocking as the pages of Trump's healthcare plan he shared with Lesley Stahl.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@DonnaNe21459597 @robert_heath @RpsAgainstTrump DERP DERP DERP. Yes, a disease has an impact on the price of things. Your realize a disease also had an impact on the price of goods during and after COVID too right? I don't blame presidents for the price of eggs — unless they lie to voters and say they can fix it on day one.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@RonFilipkowski Or maybe he caused the flooding and mudslides that came afterward???

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@RobSchneider @StateFarm Seems like the government should regulate insurance companies. Oh wait, you hate government regulations.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@NotTheJeffOlsen @RobSchneider @StateFarm You. Are. Moronic.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@unclesigma30 @WalshFreedom You dipshit, this has nothing to do with access to water.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@Annunaki4u @RossKneeDeep Then hold the same standard to white country artists.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@AdrianneCurry @aleksvujo It is a standalone comic that made for a shit movie that lacked any of the depth of the text. The series is its own thing and it. Was. Incredible.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@Ally_Sammarco So in hostage situations we should just blow up the criminals and hostages?

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@hwinkler4real A lot of his generation refused to wear a mask for the good of others.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@_PaulWasilewski @mmpadellan My son worked at McDonalds in high school and would have died if we took a picture of him at work. I have no pictures of me working at the gas station or selling newspapers. Doesn’t mean I didn’t do those jobs as a teen.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@mmpadellan Dude, Dukakis actually served in Korea. Not even close to the same energy.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@DefiantLs BTW, Trump’s facts were a lie. He didn’t fact check Wallace, he just read a blank sheet of paper. Just like his healthcare plan. We didn’t have the lowest.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@sxdoc https://t.co/DkusCuEdka

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@TaraBull808 Guns drawn for property theft? They know who he is and where he lives. They can arrest him any time. Police shoot to kill. Does this kid deserve the death penalty for a joy ride?

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@GovRonDeSantis 2nd Amendment, that’s how.

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Indeed. There needs to be an assault weapons ban and stricter gun control laws. Thank you for supporting this.

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

And this is your guy, huh? Thank you Seth Meyers

[Monkey Watson @monkwatson]

@CollinRugg You don’t fact-check the truth, 🤡